Old Time Road

Not old time road.

Dave: I got the horses in the back...
Jane: Haha. I love that song. Old Time Road, right?
Dave: No.

by True or False November 12, 2019

Reverse Texas Roadie

A noun. When a morbidly obese women rides you, reverse cowboy style, while you’re driving your car.

“Yo Phyllis gave me the best Reverse Texas Roadie on our drive to the city today.”

by YaBoiiii100-31 November 3, 2019

down the road

A phrase, often used in rural dialect, that lets people know your not from the city but from a suburban or rural area relative to your current urban location.

I was born in Atlanta but raised down the road.

by WhoGotTheKeys September 17, 2020

the country road creature

A creature made by Trevor Henderson, I don’t know much about it.

Jim:Yo Jake I just heard something outside our car, also why is there a white arm next to my window?
Jake:... DRIVE. FASTER. NOW.
Jim:Why?
Jake:IT IS THE COUNTRY ROAD CREATURE, JUST DRIVE FASTER.

by anonymous November 30, 2020

a dark road

a 2021 album released by gideon gilmore, often concidered to be one of the best evermade

a dark road just got the album of the year award

by Massivedumptruckass May 25, 2021

Champion's road

The most annoying fucking level on Mario 3d World. If you pass it, I will personally give you head

Friend: Fuck you suck at that
Me: Suck a dick its Champion's Road cum wad
Friend: *fucking dies*

by pussy sussy January 31, 2022

alexa madison rhoads

the best person in the world. she is a spicy latina gal 💃🏻 she will always text you the stupidest things but that makes you love her more. she never lies and is never (purposely) mean to anyone and will stick by your side forever. she is the one person you will never get in a fight with and you will love her so so much 💕💕she has the best conspiracy theories and they are all right.

TALIA: who is your best friend?
SKYLAR: my best friend is Alexa Madison Rhoads ❤️ 🩹

by pandatiger1374926 June 28, 2022