Bend In The Road

An insult for someone who is a little dumb, or makes a mistake but is still funny and likeable.

"Which bend in the road thought it would be a good idea to briefcase the teacher's bag"

by eagle553 April 3, 2019

Road Nap

Any varnit, domestic pet, wild animal seen dead on road while driving with kids.

Hey kids look at that raccoon taking a road nap. Tramatizes kids way less. Used many times while in car with children.

by Rowdy Cain December 27, 2014

Road mage

Apprentice Road Mage, lacks the deep insight of the universe that can only be gained by completing a road trip of over 1000 miles in 24 hours in the pissing rain on a motorcycle.

To be a full Road Mage the aspirant must have completed the challenge and have a beard and all head and facial hair , for preference, must be suitably chrome in appearance. He must always be able to find a cafe also.

Jon is a road mage

by Smickers2 June 30, 2022

road rules

The agreed upon driving rules of the highway. Not applicable in Saudi Arabia, Pakistan, Turkey, Florida and Los Angeles.

That piece of shit just carved me up like he's never heard of road rules!

by Orange Guber July 25, 2003

Dirt Road

To buttfuck

Hey Mike A, I took the dirt road to chocolate town with that girl from the bar last night.

by NutsTucked April 20, 2019

road rules

Anything that requires you to stop concentrating on your driving long enough for you to be cought by a speeding camera.

"Keep left? Okaay... Gee I better just overtake this guy in order to keep left... WHAT THE ****! NOO!!"

by Andy July 20, 2003

Road Soda

any beer over the size of 22 oz. you drink while driving

wanna stop and get some road soda for the long drive home?

by mooseknuckles November 12, 2002