punch humphrey

(A)The sound it makes to pass wind or (fart) silently ,very dangerous.A silent fictional tv charactor (Humphrey bear)

Did someone just (punch humphrey)! omg
Who just (punched humphrey)?
bath time is a good time to (puch humphry)! -bubbles-

by loopy2 November 16, 2006

cock punch

The act of connecting your fist, at high velocity, with the genitals of a member of the male sex.

It's generally considered that the true cock punch is delivered from a squating posistion, and so is delivered as a jab rather than a uppercut motion.

Protaganist #1 - I'm gonna shag your mum

Protaganist #2 - not tonight your not

Protaganist #1 - AAAAAHHHHHHHH!

protaganist #2 - no one expects the cock punch

by Jaffa29 September 13, 2008

Five Finger Death Punch

A hardcore metal band that, if listened to correctly, can relieve stress and anger.

Five Finger Death Punch's first album "The Way Of The Fist" was such a kickass album! Beforehand, I wanted to take a pickaxe and go to Burger King, but now I feel absolutely fine!!

by ChackyJan April 7, 2008

sunday punch

1. a boxer's hardest punch
2. any measure most effective against an opponent

Sunday punch: A boxer's strongest punch or finishing move.

by none12345 December 18, 2007

prom punch

a drink a guy gives to his date at the prom, mixed with a rufie or another incapacitating goody, in order to get up that expensive dress. Called so because it is usually a punch-like drink and it packs a serious "punch."

Hey, baby I'll be back in a minute with that prom punch.

by wert loki March 8, 2008

pimp-punch

1. A scolding technique used by TRUE pimps who would rather punch a bitch than slap a bitch.
2. If a hoe (that prostitutes under his/her respective pimp) tries to get feisty and/or doesn't pay his/her pimp taxes, the pimp then has the authority to pimp-punch them.

(Women can also be pimps.)

Mike: "Yo, did dat bitch run off wit yo chedda?"
Pimp ABC: "Hell naw. I straight up pimp-punched dat hoe."

by Yonas One March 20, 2008

National dick punch day

National dick punch day is a day we’re girls get the opportunity to punch some dicks. February 25-27 are dick punch days.

Hey Jessica it’s national dick punch day. Let’s go punch some dicks.

by Booty bandit February 25, 2019