Peter Mallet

Your Wood Work slut specialist :)

Big woss over the cats

Oi mate you like cats Peter Mallet

by Cherry picker August 26, 2019

Gotta Peter

It's an abbreviation for "Gotta Peter." It mean you have to leave or you're making up an excuse for not wanting to go somewhere.

Girl: U wanna come over?
Boy: I would, but you know...
Girl: Know what?
Boy: I gotta Peter

Girl: What does that mean?
Boy: It means I can't.
Girl: No it doesn't.
Boy: How do you know?
Girl: I just look it up in Urban Dictionary it mean you don't want to.
Girl: Hello?
Girl: HELLO?!

Mom: We're going to the grocery store.
Child: Gotta Peter

by Bruzzese August 12, 2016

Peter Licker

Peter licker, AKA "Tea Bagger"

A grown ass man who sucks and licks another man's peter, he likes the male phallus in his mouth like a cough drop like a mothafuckin tootsie roll.

Dude1: holy shit, look at this man i heard rumors that he's a peter licker
Dude2: rumors true, he's been sucking uncle Bo's for a while now.

by Peter aka Tea Bagger September 23, 2023

Peter Barry

A fucking asshole who has a small dick, no family, and no friends.

"Yo, is that Peter Barry? He's a fucking asshole."

by daddy doug December 10, 2021

Peter Pan

Slang for the bottom of the toilet (the pan)

Peter Pan took a real beating this morning!
I need to see Peter Pan!
Peter! I've got something for you!

by Gibby & Crombie June 19, 2012

Peter Pan

1.) he neverlands
2.) late bloomer
3.) a sex position

Let's do the Peter Pan!

by agent armchair March 12, 2017

Peter Pan

Verb - When someone jumps out of a high window with no regard for safety.

This guy today in Crown Heights did a Peter Pan out of a 20 story window splattering himself all over the street.

by NJPRNVA November 02, 2014