chair dent

a term used by annoying stan twitter gays and other social rejects who never stop looking at a screen, to describe someone like them, who spends way too much time sitting on a gaming chair and staring at a screen causing it to have a dent on it.

"chi girl have you seen that girls discord screentime? her chair dent must be huge!"

"bitch u spend the better part of ur day on twitter."

by lilfishprincess January 26, 2024

singing chair

A chair that has a vibrator/dildo attached to it.

Jim put Molly in the singing chair and she was screaming like a banshee.

by anonymous May 5, 2021

Simmering Chair

A specially selected seating device (usually a chair) upon which the process of clothes simmering occurs.

Jack was clothes simmering his new golf shirt on his simmering chair.

by TaPaul0100 June 15, 2025

chair of death

A game associated with drinking where an individual is spun around on a bar stool while attempting to drink.

Chair of Death, Long Island New York, Facebook-Ernie Smith (Co-Founder)

by Ernie Smith June 10, 2008

Manou chair

Has a VERY small dick, and does the sexy Chewbacca all the time with his dad.

He’s a Manou Chair

by J’aime les fesses March 17, 2019

Chair in a cup

after a god named Kyle blessed the world with the words "Chair in a cup" the world has never been the same. These words mean a cult of powerful, prideful, incredible, unstable idiots that will take over the world

Boy 1 "Hey man how are you doing?"
Boy2 "Great man, hey Boy3 how are you?"
Boy3 "Chair in a cup"
Boy1 and Boy2 "NOOOOOOOOO"

by anonymous August 4, 2022

Chair Time

The time alotted for a man or woman to receive a lap dance from a stripper. And in most cases, if the recipient and dancer are lucky, the dance will involve a lot of two way contact and be especially dirty.

Nikki sure is giving that guy a lot of chair time.

That stripper is my favorite. She gives you a lot of chair time.

Me and my girl were up all night having some quality chair time.

by L. Morte March 11, 2011