mystic tan

a mystic tan is a sunless-tanning booth where you get sprayed with a solution that produces a natural looking tan in seconds,and days later your tan will "oxidize" and you will be left with a natural looking tan that will last for days.

Marc: Where do I get mystic tan?
Betty: - Sunset tan on 48th!
Marc:Ding! Ding! Ding!
(0riginally from Ugly Betty S01E18)

by Phoebetiger August 17, 2007

myspace layout

The MySpace layout is basically the page design of your MySpace account. It is the page set up. The layout determines how your account page looks and where different links and profiles are located on the page. There are many different MySpace layouts available all over the web. Some layouts are given to you for free and some are not free. There are page layouts with themes available from "Retro" to "Girly" to anything else you can think of. The layouts are very easy to add onto your MySpace page. When you choose a layout on the web they will give you the code of that specific layout. All you have to do then is type that code into your profile box at the bottom of your MySpace page and it will upload.

Yeah, I just hooked my profile up with a new Justin Timberlake myspace layout.

by Louis21 September 17, 2007

myspage

a shortened version of "My Space Page" usually heard out of the mouth of the inebriated girl trying to collect friends onher site.

Uh, can I have your phone number?
No, but hit me up on myspage.

by Tiffany Rives November 10, 2007

myspace game

the act of spittin game on myspace

Andizzle: Yo, andizzle, i just got done spittin some myspace game to that chick i told u about

jose: Niceeee, im bout to spit some myspace game to ur mom real quick

Andizzle: NOOOOOO......asshole

by avu March 3, 2008

Myspace Friend

A Friend You have on Myspace But Yet You Would Never Accually Talk To Them In Real Life.

Girl One: Dude Gina Is a Whore.
Girl Two: OMG I Know She Told Me Once She Would Do Anyone.
Girl One: You're Friends With Gina?
Girl Two: Ummm *Embarrassed* Umm No Shes My Myspace Friend and She Posted It In a Bulletin.
Girl One: Ohh, *Backs Away Slowly*

by mgard December 22, 2008

Myspace Music

The piece of shit that raped, murdered and pissed on the coolest place for music, imeem. This sucking, fucking craphole has fucking no music, a shitty playlist layout that will have you banging your face against the keyboard, and more fucking advertisements then my goddamned TV.

MySpace User: I'm going to go listen to some music! Oh damn, they don't have what i'm looking for. I guess i'll go stick a wrench in my dick then.

Imeem User: I'm going to go listen to some music! Fuck yea! Now I can listen to some badass fucking tunes with no advertisements every other song to interupt my fucking awesome playlist!

Imeem User using Myspace Music: Hot damn, I fucking made this gay-ass Myspace account, waited for-fucking-ever, and now I can finally listen to my playlists!
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As soon as I can navigate this labyrinth of friggin shit and piss... ah there we... what the fuck? Where's all my damn music?! I had almost 200 songs, now ive got fuckin 50! God DAMMIT!! Fuck you Myspace, you fucking shitcan!

by Terrordar March 25, 2010

Mystix

When he was only 8 years old he let another kid suck his cock and now tries to convince people he is not gay. “You’re only gay if the tips touch”, he says, but when you let him put a silver crayon up your ass it’s gone too far. About 2 and a half inches too far. He’s gay, kids...

Mystix is 100% GAY ‘CONFIRMED’

by Vergent September 23, 2018