When your deputy tells you to turn left, then turn right. But you drive through a wooden roller coaster with your squad car.
by Gangly Don September 23, 2023
Get the moose twitmug. A "moose tail" is a slang term that refers to the outline or bulge created by tight clothing, especially pants, around the genital area. While originally used to describe a visible silhouette resembling a moose's tail, it is now often associated with male genitalia. It is advised to use discretion and sensitivity when discussing or referring to such terms in a respectful manner.
by Madycakes April 24, 2024
Get the Moose Tailmug. by Cooper haters of America November 4, 2021
Get the Moose on the busmug. To drive a moose is to take a dump, but then drive it up someone else's ass, so they can punch a moose later on.
To punch a moose is to take a shit. My friend was constipated, so after I punched a moose, I took my shit and drove it up their ass. This is called to drive a moose. A few minutes later, they were successfully able to unload their bowels and later that night, they gratefully thanked me in private.
by Moose Driver October 13, 2013
Get the drive a moosemug. by habi123 November 1, 2021
Get the Moose Daymug. by Jackassmuthafucka03 November 2, 2017
Get the slippery little moose cactusmug. by Fate's Destiny April 9, 2019
Get the moose buttmug.