log college middle school

A school full of bitches and sluts. 6th graders vape and 8th graded smoke weed. Many druggies are at this school.
There are lots of douchebags to
by Udyddh January 10, 2018
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Log Jamming Jelly Jerk

A person who likes to cram large amounts of jelly in ones rectum and enjoys eating it out.
My Boyfriend Tim is really starting to be a Log Jamming Jelly Jerk
by Jay Bob June 15, 2007
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Taking a crap. Similar slangs are "dropping the kids off at the pool" and "dropping the Obamas at the White House".
When I got home from the Chinese buffet, I was letting the logs drop into the Mississippi.
by Mr. Gigglezz January 31, 2012
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frosted columbian pecan log

when you insert a pecan grown in the columbian jungle into the anus of a woman then have her take a dump on another girls chest then ejaculate upon it. thus forming a poop with a little pecan hat that has a white apperence from the seamen!
we made frosted columbian pecan logs last night they were delicious!
by skybo610 March 12, 2010
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Splashless Log flume

When you take a crap at a random toilet, and you hover over the sit so you don't touch it.

However you have to prevent the water splash from when you drop a turd. So you flush, and as the water goes you poop and the "log" then shots down the toilet with no splash..
poop in a toilet with no splash
and it looks like a log flume ride with no splash
"splashless log flume"
by MerchantMan27 December 30, 2009
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Swedish Log Flume

A sexual position involving making love to a girl in a car while the car is in neutral.
Dude, I totally did a swedish log flume with that girl last night!
by The NardDog July 15, 2009
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St. Louis Log Splitter

A sexual practice performed by coating your hands in lube, placing them together with palms touching and fingers straight, then inserting them into a women’s vagina. Then pushing your erect penis between your palms mimicking a log splitter.
She was so loose I had to use the St. Louis Log Splitter just to feel something.
by GreasedThndrPig June 12, 2023
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