Knob Blobbin

In reference to the appearance of the "blobfish," any person, usually overweight, completely lubes up their body and places a dildo in place of their nose. This act is typically for fun.

"Woah, look at Felix, he's Knob Blobbin right now!"

"Sam, why do you have 700 gallons of lube?"
"Cause I'm Knob Blobbin myself for hours after you leave."

"Look at me ma,' I'm Knob Blobbin with no hands!"

by Tungsten Pimp October 1, 2022

Knob

Knob (nob) ; small bowldering ball like handle usually on a door but could also be a growth on a plant or human body part.

He is a knob (nob), everyone has had a turn.

by Civilized Layer July 5, 2020

Gorilla knob

The act of punching a female in the pussy

I just gorilla knobbed that bitch

by anonymous June 6, 2025

knobs

a woman's nipples, in reference to their appearance and propensity to be tweaked

"Show us your knobs!"

by todlich June 21, 2020

knob hugger

Homosexual male

That guy is a faggot, a knob hugger

by xTerminator3 December 15, 2011

Knob jockey

A first class cunt, top of the range insult.

Fuck off you knob jockey

by ieattheovaries May 12, 2019

Plonck Knob

When an individual is behaving in a manner of stupidity, especially in the northern hemisphere.

When the three of you are cosied up on the sofa and one of you sees a jumper with holes in it.

“You plonck knob!”

by Richard Branson fan club December 17, 2021