The Covid Test

Where by some drops an absolute stinker and you can either smell it or you can’t, meaning if you can smell it, you don’t have COVID.
“I’ve just farted and it’s awful, if you have 2 sniff of that, you’re a greedy bastard” “I can’t smell anything” you need to go for the Covid test then!
by dylanscott93 November 17, 2020
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The Covid Test

A sexual move in which the male (or female if preferred) sticks their penis inside the female's (or Male's) nose, and swabs their nose with it.
Oh please give me "The Covid Test" daddy
by Mr.Hamster January 18, 2021
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covid-19life

it is a very bad life in which covid-19 affects your whole damn life it does not care about summer or even value of someone it is just the way covid-19life is ☹️
someone in complete paradise: ha! you live in covid-19life
by internetbrowserandanimalfreak December 14, 2020
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COVID Cop

Someone who enforces Covid 19 and social distancing measures.
No we can’t seat a table of 6!” said the COVID Cop
by Jonathan Sankey November 09, 2020
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Covid-contour

The art of apllying make-up to your cheek bones so they pop in the most beautiful and vibrant way while wearing your newly required Covid-19 face mask.
Luckily, now I can save time on make-up! I can throw away my lipstick, covid-contour my cheeks, put on my bithchin' face mask and hit the grocery store ready to impress!
by East Tennessee April 14, 2020
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Covid-🐲

When the spirit of the dragon, a creature worshipped by superstitious mainland Chinese, is demoniacally linked to the coronavirus, which was unprovenly leaked out from a lab in Wuhan, before it spread worldwide—Beijing lied about its initial failure to contain the virus, until whistleblowers informed the world about China’s high number of infections and deaths.
Is there any correlation between Covid-19 and Covid-🐲? How could the dragon, a symbol of power or fertility in Chinese culture, or in Eastern cultures, have anything in common with a symbol of chaos or evil in Western cultures?
by Covido December 13, 2020
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Lowest Covid Denominator

Collectively, people who are the perpetrators of spreading covid and ruining it for the largest possible number of people
Well, here we go, another lockdown, the lowest covid denominator is why we can't have nice things.

LCD sounds like a mental disease...
by not a gman July 13, 2020
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