lol internet

what a REAL e thug says during an odd, silent situation.

1. someone: wtf n00b
e thug: ..lol internet
someone: lol well placed lol internet

by Kenzaki December 19, 2005

Kettering internet

1. Slow as all hell.
2. Something that Kettering IT seemingly has no control over.
3. Form of torture subjected on Kettering freshmen to weed out the weak hearted.

Also see 56k.

Kettering internet is slow as all hell. Kettering IT obviously has no clue wtf they are doing. It has gotten so bad that a freshman recently ripped off his own testicles to take his mind off the pain of such slow downloads. I wish I had 56k.

by Kettering Student May 25, 2006

internet

The name of our alien overlord. The one that the government uses to control it's people, they keep it in the basement of the White House.

"All hail! Internet!"

by Meka August 31, 2003

Internet Troll

A person, often hiding behind a fake name and a fake photo who derails the topic by attacking the commenter and/or changing the subject. A troll is different from a participant in a conversation who disagrees with a post or article and sticks to the topic presenting their opinion in a respectful way. They often use personal attacks, bad language and lack of respect toward participants while adding nothing to the conversation at hand.

A post on sexuality.

Commenter A agrees with 3 points made but disagrees with 4 points made.

Commenter B agrees with all points made.

Commenter C agrees with no points made.

Internet Troll attacks Commenter C with name calling and bad language. Tries to get Commenter D E & F on board.

Commenter C asserts that rhey like the discussion but percieve it differently to the poster because of...

Internet Troll: 'You're a dumb **** You're an ***** You're lying. You're projecting. Attack, derail, attack, derail, attack

by Feminista October 11, 2014

internet girlfriend

A girlfriend that a person has. The majority of interaction is done over the internet, usually on MSN messenger.

See also internet boyfriend

Hey Matt! Guess what? Ang is my new internet girlfriend, and we are gonna do it, on the internet.

by Sheldon January 27, 2004

Internet Sex Kitten

The feminine equivalent of the internet tough guy. The internet sex kitten is a female message board poster who plays up her sexuality in an attempt in an effort to become popular with the male posters on the forum, and because internet message boards are often populated with lonely nerds, it's usually not long before she has her own following of drooling fanboys. Internet sex kittens will often exhibit any combination of the following behaviors:

- She'll claim to be bisexual and willing to participate in threesomes.
- She'll flirt shamelessly with male posters.
- If she's already in a relationship, she'll claim that her man is completely satisfied with her and that she gives him hot, wild sex all the time.
- Speaks candidly about her blowjob skills, or other sexual techniques.
- Admits that she loves watching porn.
- Posts pictures of herself looking into the camera with a sultry gaze (if the picture is from the neck up, you can bet that she's fat).

Ultimately, the Internet Sex Kitten is a combination of an attention whore and a cock tease. Lonely male forum posters will jump through hoops to win her approval, but it's rare that they'll ever interact with her outside of a message board or chat room.

"HottieGirl69 just started a 'favorite sexual fantasy' thread and already her fan club has turned it into a online flirt session. I'm getting sick of HottieGirl69 and all of her Internet Sex Kitten behavior."

by You Can't Kill the Metal January 30, 2008

internet explorer

Malware that takes up space on your computer after you use it to download Firefox or Google Chrome.

Guy 1: "What web browser are you using?"
Guy 2: "Internet Explorer."
Guy 1: "That is not a web browser. That is malware."

by DekuLink July 27, 2010