Someone who can put on a fake smile when not liking someone. Very pretty but also smart. Friends with the popular girls which can make her mean, but if your popular as well, she'll be nice. Most likely has over seven crushes and most likely straight. Doesn't like anyone that isn't popular and gossips a little too much
Alleged founding member and self-proclaimed “Liaison to the Inaudible Realms” of the Post-Execution Steamcore movement.
First documented in a grainy VHS recording from 1997, where he appeared in a full boiler suit, antique pilot goggles, and one squeaky leather glove, delivering a spoken-word rant over a background of goat bleats and malfunctioning calliope music.
Known for introducing the “coat hanger solo” during the infamous First Public PESC Performance — an act that allegedly caused a polyphonic rupture audible only to those “properly out of phase.”
Trivia:
Hollis claims to have lived in an abandoned observatory for “tax purposes.”
Once described by a fan zine as “the man who looks like he smells like time travel.”
Believes the word “encore” is a government trigger phrase.
“Man, that set was wild — pure Hollis Steamwhistle energy.”