one handed popcorn eater

a man or woman who goes to see a movie purely to pleasure themselves

dude, that guy is a one handed popcorn eater i just got jizz on my neck

by manfat June 28, 2003

second hand stoned

To become stoned by breathing in the exhaled fumes of a pot smoker.

Dude! I'm gonna make you second hand stoned!!!!

by David Hawaii June 18, 2007

1 hand waltz

Masturbation. The act of pleasuring oneself using manual stimulation. One handed-tussle. A less aggressive version of the 5 knuckle shuffle and cousin to the 2 hand tango. A fistful of man dollars. Pulling on the old wad. Jerkin' the gherkin'. Slapping the ham. Pounding the pig. Pullin' the skin flute. One hand short of a 2 hand tango.

After yet another unsuccessful night out, John went home alone and was reduced to doing the old 1 hand waltz.

by C.M.E. Barnard December 30, 2008

Second Hand Cock Smoking

Verb. One tasting the taste of a cock (usually one's own) by kissing somebody who has just smoked a cock.

So I kissed the bitch after she blew me, and I tasted second hand cock smoking.

by Stone Costa December 21, 2008

second-hand rap

Phenomenon created when some idiot with a loud car stereo believes the entire community would like to have their own music, conversations, or inner peace drowned out by the cacophony created by some angry black man shouting about bitches, a sampled bassline, and the sound of a car being vibrated apart.

Our day at the park was ruined by second-hand rap.

by the.puppet.man January 6, 2006

Piss in my hand

The act of putting your hand either in front of the penis or under the vagina to intercept piss as it flows out. A warm to mildly hot sensation may follow.

"Its freezing out here Elyssa.. Can you piss in my hand to prevent frostbite?"

by E Dellz July 6, 2009

Hamden

a town of about 55,000 people in New Haven County, Connecticut. It's a place where idiotic high school kids who can't really spell post definitions of their own town on urban dictionary to talk shit about each other, but generally fail miserably.

See other posts, there's plenty of examples of the stupidity of Hamden kids.

by r7Zxy March 11, 2009