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Fisherprice Fuckboi 

The softest most generic virgin fuckboi.
*Everyone discussing climate change*
Dylan: yo I was with like 4 girls last night. They were all feelin me up and suckin on me... and all of that yeah.
Mr. Garvey: Dylan, you were at knitting circle with my auntie. Now, getchyo babyface 5 year old fisherprice fuckboi lookin ass out my classroom.
Fisherprice Fuckboi by Rasgettma November 20, 2019

8th Grade Fuck Boy 

The 8th grade fuck boy is some boy that try's really hard to get girls sympathy by pretending he hurt himself. And always feeling sorry for what girls have to deal with!?!?.
"Hey dude why the fuck are you being a fucking fuck boy. "
"What the fuck are you talking about."
"Your being a 8th Grade Fuck Boy!!!!."

Fuckbox 3-Shitty

Term used for when your xbox 360 gets the red rings of death.
*Playing Gears*
D.J.: HEADSHOT! ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED! *Freezes*
Nick: *Calls DJ* Yo what happened cuz?
D.J. I got the red ring of death...
Nick: Oh Here "Hey Ed DJ got the Red Ring of Death"
Ed: LOL SUCKS FOR HIM!
Thiago: FUCK THIS FUCKBOX 3-SHITTY!!
Fuckbox 3-Shitty by Where 11 January 18, 2009

Fuck Boy Car Freshener 

Ladies, if you get into a guys car and he has the black ice car freshener that’s a red flag that he’s a fuck boy and can’t be trusted. Stay woke to other possible red flags.
Monique: “(sniffing around as she gets inside Arty’s car) It smells like fuck boys in here!”
Arty: “Wtf! 😂 lmao. What do fuck boys smell like?”
Monique: “Like this! (looks around and sees the black ice tree) oh! No wonder it smells like fuck boys! It’s because you have the fuck boy car freshener!”

nice fuck boy 

He acts like a good guy, and perhaps deep down he is. He believes he is upfront and to the point, while also simultaneously playing games with sex being his primary motivation. He’s all about his friends and the girl he is talking to or hooking up with comes last.

When he’s with you, he acts like a genuinely nice guy and wants your company. But when you part ways, that’s it for him.
Mark is such a nice fuck boy. Run now!
A term used to describe a man(child) who acts in one or more of these ways:

a) Acts like they are the hottest thing on this planet. At the same time, they are using aesthetics in place of their whole identity.

b) Feels entitled to women's attention even if he’s a complete creepy a-hole.

c) Will try and manipulate multiple women around him, but once caught, runs and hides for a while until ready to move back to (b) feeling entitled to attention.

d) Someone who doesn’t have his life together, but likes to blame it on others that are no longer in his life. Instead of owning up to his shortcomings.
Example 1:

Man(Child): “I SHOWED YOU THE MUSIC THAT YOU LIKE 16 YEARS AGO, SO IM TAKING CREDIT FOR YOUR WHOLE BEING! So suck my wee wee.”😡

Woman: “I don’t even really know you..., and I don’t rely on an aesthetic for my whole identity. So nice try fuckboi.” 🤣

Example 2:

Man(child): *Messages multiple girls at once for a hook-up while in a relationship*

Women: *Sends a selfie back with the other girls he messaged* “Go away, Fuckboiiiiiii!”
Fuckboi by Realitychecktime September 4, 2020

Fuck boy 

Someone who uses someone to get what they want like pictures and sex.

They like to make you think that they like you When really they are just a fuck bou
Molly: hey tyanna is that Eden?
Tyanna: yeah why?
Molly: do you still like him?
Tyanna: no, i dont anymore he is just a fuck boy. He used me
Fuck boy by Crazysnail January 20, 2016