the Jack Fallacy

Where you think you're more awesome than everyone else, and that your opinions are so right, they don't require justification and everyone else is stupid for thinking differently.

Person 1: "I disagree with you, I think the Beatles is a boy band because some of their early stuff shows especially the commercialism aspect of boy bands."
Jack: "That's wrong, obviously the Beatles isn't a boy band."
Person 1: "That's actually the Jack Fallacy, not a real argument."

Jack: "Anyone who doesn't believe in God is an idiot, there's obviously a God."
Person 2: "the Jack Fallacy."

by TessaSalem November 16, 2012

revenge of the fallen

1. When a person suffering a beat down, defeat or humiliation finally succeeds in owning, humiliating or likewise getting revenge.

The more banter, longer time passed, higher the stakes, and greater the victory, the greater the kudos.

2. A player who has had a long streak of defeats, turns the tide of pwnage to become the underdog victor.

"How did you beat me at Tekken!? I always mop the floor with you but today you kicked my ass! I don't believe it! Total revenge of the fallen, man!"

by RazorHawk April 11, 2014

Hunter the Fallen

A man who has lost all his game in pursuit of unrequited love. Cam when a woman was within touching distance. He has started to love his muscles more than women and supposedly showers with his family. His strike streak is reaching an all-time high and maybe for life. Most likely sexually repressed as a boy he began wrestling to fulfill his gay fantasies. Getting pegged is in his all-time top 1 things to do and he covers it up with being a wrestler. His first "love" was the tippy top of what he will ever achieve and he then fell down a mountain from there. To be or not to be is his daily question after those around him degrade and make fun over everything he does. He will hurt a female over noodles, guns, knives, and just cause he can. I have probably gone too far at this point, but he has red hair so I am not the evil here he is.

Hunter the Fallen is in my nightmares and is what I hope my kids' fight to dispell from this earth.

by Nice Try Naf September 24, 2019

Sad Man's Fallacy

This is the fallacy that a sad man might pull himself out of sadness by going on Tinder/Bumble/etc. The thinking normally follows the idea that mathematically if he swipes right on enough profiles he is bound to find someone with whom to talk. this is false. He will be alone.

"Yeah the 'rona has me bored af. im gonna download tinder, swipe right on everyone and maybe meet some people and waste some time."
'Thats the Sad Man's Fallacy man, theyre not gonna swipe right either way bro. You need to focus on yourself because this is only gonna hurt'

by Vegitomofo August 20, 2020

The Dingus Fallacy

Making an assumption that, since there are REASONS WHY some thing exists, therefore that thing does NOT exist.

Rashaan: The "gender gap in pay" is a myth! The fact is that women CHOOSE lower paying jobs so they can spend more time with their family.

Han: So, the fact that women make less money than men is false, because there is a reason women make less money than men? Look out, big brain time! Sounds like you've committed the Dingus Fallacy.

by alienacean October 29, 2020

The Subaru Fallacy

The common mistaken belief that all people who drive Subarus are gay, just because all lesbians drive Subarus.

Christie: Hey Joe, you're a flaming homosexual because of those navy blue briefs! Steve: No way. I'm an expert on men's underwear. Like Rick from Pawn Stars calls me when he has questions. This js just a classic example of The Subaru Fallacy!

by C Chaotic November 8, 2020

The Subaru Fallacy

The false belief that all people who drive Subarus are gay, because all lesbians drive Subarus.

Christie: hey Joe you're clearly a flaming homosexual because of those burnt orange briefs. Steve: No way! I'm an expert on men's underwear. Like Rick from Pawn Stars calls me when he has questions. This is a classic example of the Subaru Fallacy!

by C Chaotic November 8, 2020