white-faced

When you get your faced pushed into snow resulting in your face having a layer of white snow covering it.

-Not to be confused with the alternative definition for white face (having a jizz covered face).*
*Definitions can be used simultaneously if you really don't like someone

That little douche is about to get white-faced if he doesn't give me his lunch money.

by chuckinDeuces November 24, 2010

that's mad fucked

A term used when something is so fucked up, simply stating "that's fucked up" does not get the point across. Used in excessively disgusting, unbelievable, or just plain stupid circumstances. Usually implies either some feeling of base toward the situation in question or some disbelief in what is happening.

guy1: did u c that chick puking all over the floor?
guy2: yea, that's mad fucked bro...

by thepuff273 November 2, 2010

And then I fucked your cousin

A phrase used at the end of a rather boring story to see if the listener was truly paying attention.

Person 1: "..and then I went to the mall to get these oh-so fabulous shoes, and then..."

Person 2: *Snores*"...."

Person 1: "And then I fucked your cousin."

Person 2: "Wait what?!?"

by Therapist420 February 21, 2014

well fucked

Absolutely fucked to the extreme

After that jonny fast pants session I was well fucked

by rudi October 29, 2006

faced

desribing oneself as having intense visual hallucinations, often during the peak of a lsd or mushroom trip. (letting loose completely to the direction the voyage is taking you)

paul: "hey man, how's your night goin?"
derek: "ohhh dude, i am totally f'n faced right now!"
paul: "yea? intense?"
derek: "yeah bro, the walls are breathing!"

by spades n heartz December 13, 2007

fucked by a horse

when a horse has sex, or sometimes oral sex (or possibly anal sex) with a woman or man. When the horse blows its load it often smiles and says something clever, leaving the person covered in horse semen.

Person: "This horse is aggressive"
Horse: "fuck yeah! mothafucka!"
Person: "You ejaculated on my head and clothes!"
Horse: "It's because you were fuckin' fucked by a horse you fuckin' fuck fucker!"

by Big Wank April 25, 2006

fuck faced cunt

A very aggressive way to abuse your close personal friends! Mostly used for fun, originating from Newbury, Berkshire.

Tim is a Child, he is a little fuck faced cunt!!

or...

Tim you fuck faced cunt!!!!

by Palmal Budnip July 16, 2008