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chip eater

Common person, usually resident in one of the lesser-developed cities (such as Liverpool) and more specifically on a council estate (the UK’s version of “da projects”), who likes to eat chips for/with every meal. Typically they will wear extremely tacky looking gold jewellery and fake Burberry clothing. They have very little or no education, nor do they have any recognisable communication skills. They blow most of the government's generous scum-allowance on the day they receive it, on scratchcards and then in the pub, then subsist on Bensons and food from the chippy for the rest of the month. Consequently they are malnourished and have weeping sores on their faces. Generally criminal, and frankly unlikely to ever contribute anything to society. Since conscription is unlikely they aren't even good for absorbing bullets fired by johnny-foreigner, and so serve no purpose and should be ethnically clensed. They feel no remorse in procreating way beyond their financial means. Moreover, if they find themselves to some level of pecuniary advantage, they feel obliged to screw this up by dropping a sprog at the earliest opportunity.
Me: Hey! You sir! Why are you eating chips so early in the morning?
Chip Eater: Just got da fookin dole an' am from fookin Toxteth.
by Sean Adanby January 13, 2004
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Enterpreneur

(noun)

The unemployed who like to pretend they work for themselves; MLM scammers; assholes of the highest ordeal
I sell overpriced tea on Facebook; I'm an enterpreneur.
by ItsNotAnOpportunity June 9, 2018
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Young Enterprise

A young business enterprise for British school 6th-formers.
Guy 1: What are you selling this for?

Guy 2: It's for young enterprise.
by KrikenKing March 10, 2010
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KQ ENTERTAINMENT

KQ ENTERTAINMENT is the best KPOP company. They not only care about their artists wellbeing, but also about their artists' fans
by ateezluu April 25, 2021
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endercraft

Endercraft is a basic Minecraft Realm that attempts to act superior however it is a a basic realm with basic hackers and a toxic owner.
"You play Endercraft?" Said young Billy in disgust
"Yeah, why?" Said Sam confused
"The owner is toxic, why would you support that?" Said Billy
by TheBitterFacts October 28, 2020
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tinsel eater

A drooling simpleton. Likely to put anything shiny or bright in their mouth.
cf "window licker".
"I'm not inviting him. He's a fucking tinsel eater"
by anonnymuss August 12, 2003
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orange eater

(1)Some who enjoys citrus fruits.

(2)To cockblock someone with your nutritious eating, and non drinking shannanigans.
John prefers to eat oranges instead of drinking at a party, then conveniently remembers to remind eric that the girl he is hooking up with is not his girlfriend.

Andrew: I hate that, he is always denying guys getting laid, the damned orange eater
by Andrew Reynolds January 21, 2008
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