KDR Dick Rider

A Call of Duty player who points out an opposing player's Kill Death Ratio in a feeble attempt to divert attention from the fact that he just got fucked up in any of the various multiplayer matches. This KDR Dick Riding offender might point out the fact that his KDR is higher than yours (whether it is by 1.0 or 0.1 or whatever), or he might resort to desperate measures by doing the ultimate KDR Dick Riding act of advertising the KDR of one of his teammates. He does this even though he sucks and so does his own KDR. Either way, this douche is trying hide the fact that he and his team just got fucked up, and just might get fucked up again. A common defense measure of a KDR Dick Rider is to retreat out of the current lobby in which he just got murked. The discovery of this disgraceful C.O.D player, known as a KDR Dick Rider, is credited to JP-55... the founder of the uCry Clan. This act of KDR Dick Riding is a common response to The uCry Clan's exploitation of crying, whining, complaining players.

EXAMPLE 1:
uCry Clan Member: "We just fucked you guys up. You were talking all that shit in the pre-game lobby."
KDR Dick Rider: "Dude, your KDR is 1.12. You're garbage. Your clan sucks."
uCry Clan Member: "I don't give a shit about KDR. We just smashed on your squad, and you went 4-15 you nerd."
EXIT KDR Dick Rider

EXAMPLE 2:
uCry Clan Member: "We just fucked you guys up again. Didn't you just call us garbage because of our KDR?
KDR Dick Rider: "My boy (Insert gamer tag) has a 2.37 KDR."
uCry Clan Member: "I'm talking to you son. I don't give a shit what your KDR is. You suck. You got murked 20 times in that last match. Help your team you douche."

by JP-55 May 17, 2013

Chrome Dickhead

A term used to make fun of Chrome (Google's Browser / OS) Fanboys. Popularized by a guy named Redlid who shows up on various forums when Chrome is mentioned and calls them Chrome Dickheads, usually using very poor English.

User1: I use Chrome!
Redlid: User 1 has Chrome Dickhead for 10 years in neighbourhood, asshall!
User1: My dickhead isn't Chrome.

by ChromeDickhead September 29, 2013

Kingdome Dick

Similar to bathroom stalemate. Derived from males inability to urinate in front of other fellas in the large circular urinals that were in the Kingdome in Seattle. Inability to urinate in front of others.

"Shit Fred, what took you so long in there?" "I got Kingdome Dick and couldn't go until the fella next to me finished and left."

by Jlightshow October 2, 2013

reptile dick

A stinky but rather robust odor deriving from the genital region of the Lazy but hard working human male.

WOW! My "reptile dick" is really bad today! (says Patrick)

Patrick said his "reptile dick" stinks from the urinal water.

(Tom says) I think Patrick got "reptile dick" from the factory urinal water.

by Tombona84@DNTweldcenter December 19, 2013

lemon dick

A lemon dick is what you get when you expect a big dick but instead get a 4in at best

Chyann was dissatisfied when Jacob pulled out his lemon dick

by The Dirty Gardner December 1, 2016

angel dick

A dick that takes you out of this world.

A heavenly dick.

Mark made me feel like I was in heaven; his angel dick had me screaming, "Oh, God!" all night long.

by UrbanBeauty21 July 19, 2017

Dub Dick

Getting a boyfriend or hooking up with an ugly/weird guy who you would normally dub but you're with him out of desperation.

Person 1: Damn.. how does Kate always have a boyfriend?
Person 2: Kate gets Dub Dick ... she goes after the clearance section boys.

by Vanita January 17, 2018