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David Wells Wiffle Ball

A variation of playing wiffle ball whereby each player must always hold a beer in hand at all times including pitching, fielding, batting, and running the bases. The name is attributable to baseball pitcher David Wells, known as a heavy drinker and who has admitted to pitching hung over. The only rule variation is that players may be penalized with an out for their team if they are caught with an empty beer in hand or spill their beer during the game.
We played David Wells Wiffle Ball instead of the normal version so we could get drunk and do something active at the same time!
by spuggeddie January 13, 2011
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bit-david

A type of maths teacher, a word orginating in the S.E of England.
What kind of bit-david are you!?

It's a parabola, Bit-David!
by Scooter May 13, 2005
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david beckham

Overrated (beyond belief) player with more limitations than you can shake a stick at, but for some reason Sven Goran Eriksson believes he is perfect material for the England captaincy. This ignores the fact he's NEVER captained a team, even at schoolboy level, and believes being England captain means you're supposed to take penalties, no matter how far over the bar they regularly go.

Used to be famous for being married to Posh Spice, but now it's the other way 'round. Now he's famous for shagging women that aren't Posh Spice, giving his children names that ensure years of bullying, and being gnerally useless on the pitch - if and when he gets on it when you consider his standing at Real Madrid.
Any time he's on the front page of the tabloids/Hello for being famous, as opposed to demonstrating any form of footballing ability WHATSOEVER.
by OD Smith March 31, 2005
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David Bond

A person who is to achieve huge greatness in their lives. They are of high intelligence. Most likely an intellectual, a Metal head and big into Politics. Most of the time, you see them as an Anarchist. They despise authority. Noted to do irrational actions to make any point possible. Dangerous, yet sexy. Approach at caution, unless a sexy lady, then it's okay.
Random Party Lady: I mean, who does something like that? Just throws random wine glasses at the Police?

Random Party Dude: Only David Bond does that.
by Vincent Cross March 10, 2011
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David Chidlow

The sexiest and most powerful man in the world. Period.
John: I wish I was as sexy as David Chidlow he gets poon everyday.

Jim: Indeed, he is soo poweful!!
by TheRealGucciMane69 July 26, 2011
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david powell

Person 1 : did u see that guy?
Person 2 : yeah he Is such a David Powell !
by Mexipersuasion February 7, 2014
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David Simon

the creator and primary show-runner of The Wire.
For my money, David Simon, David Chase and Vince Gilligan are the Michelangelo, Leonardo Davinci, Picasso of this generation.
by TheExpatreneur January 19, 2015
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