dealing myself a hand of solitaire

A rather sophisticated term for masturbating.

My therapist asked me what I did to keep myself busy when I was bored, so I told him that I was always dealing myself a hand of solitaire on Sunday afternoons.

by El ritardo April 17, 2020

DealV

5 way deal

Damn I lost all my DealV

by BigTittyBirthaBtch November 17, 2020

Deald

Invented by Tyler. IYKYK. YKTV

Damn bro, you really just Deald.

by Samrosen13 June 1, 2021

Dealer

A very outgoing young man who speaks too fast my brain cells just fly out the window he also used the words “bro” and “innit” a lot not only does he ride his quad bike but he likes in Bradford the bfd endz innit

Mrs button: hello dealer how are you

Dealer: oh yo yes miss button I’m good tank you very much innit

by Unknown hoe xo June 9, 2021

Dealmira

Is a very beautiful name for a special girl. She is very nice, trustworthy, the best friend you can have. Her cooking abilities are next level.

I think I need a hug.
You should find Dealmira. She give the best hugs.
Thank you!

by MakiseKurissu November 21, 2021

DeAlcapon

The greatest at everything even when he or she is not

He is DeAlcapon at everything

by Poneeeee November 21, 2021

DeAlcapon

The greatest at everything even when he or she is not

They’re DeAlcapon at everything

by Poneeeee November 21, 2021