Lowest Common Denomitard

The ability of one f**ktard to reduce the advancement of society to the lowest possible level

The guy was staring at his phone and walked right out into traffic without looking, causing a huge pile up. Definitely the lowest common denomitard

by Ricketts223 July 3, 2017

Oversize commodity relocation technician

trucker who hauls shit you can't. Generally hard as fuck. Doesn't give a shit about how mad you are at them for making you 30 seconds late for your meeting

Girl : ooh look at that guy! Why is he so sexy?
Other girl : he's an oversize commodity relocation technician!

by pugsley89 September 14, 2019

SS Commodore

A vehicle Dean owns.

Who's cars that? Where's deans?
That is deans..
But Dean has an SS Commodore!?!

by anonymous December 27, 2021

Ealing Common

The place where every schoolchild in Ealing goes on pilgrimage to once per month to pay respects to the founding chavs and have a shag in a bush. Keep watch for wandering roadmen, as they are known to inhabit the outer edges of the park.

You wanna go down to Ealing Common tomorrow? There might even be some spare condoms in one of the bushes.

by idimego June 27, 2022

Auntie Commotion

Female Misogynist. Hates her own gender, similar to Uncle Ruckus for black people. Thinks Men are ordained by God to rule over Women. Believes all women should stay in the kitchen and let Men run everything, hold every job, and especially control female reproductive organs. Almost always identifies as a Christian Republican.

Aw shit, Auntie Commotion's on TV again talking about how the female brain isn't suited to leadership roles

by BONDAGE KITTY July 11, 2022

double-barreled common-law assault and battery

(not to be confused with regular, run-of-the mill domestic violence, which is strictly one spouse physically beating up the other)

when 2 common-law spouses start perpetrating physical domestic violence on each other at the same time during an argument and both require hospitalization for their injuries afterwards.

the recent case against Slava Voynov of theLos Angeles Kings is not, IMHO to be classified as domestic violence but as double-barreled common-law assault and battery, simply because both he and his girlfriend suffered significant injuries requiring hospitalization during the incident.

by Sexydimma October 23, 2014

The Tragedy of the Commons

It some fancy term used by hyper-intelligent retards that talks about cows, cheese, enclosure, over grassing, and shit (Like tons of shit, like holy shit cows shit a lot). But the term is an allusion to the relation of the idea that an individual Nation-State will fuck over the world to achieve it's short-term desire like a teen girl who hasn't discovered the wonders of the pill, compared to the idea of Nation-States coming together to achieve long term goals together like some basic assholes that you'ed expect political ass-hats to do.

You know what else is like The Tragedy of the Commons, Deez Nuts!

by Emerson ain't got shit on me December 4, 2017