cock n balls

the penis and the testies

why dont u grab some lotion and lube up your cock n balls

by Mendoza + Papini = Zambrana June 2, 2003

shiteating cocksucker

someone who both consumes dick and shit at the same time.

"Tommy is such a shiteating cocksucker"

by krimsonnazi October 31, 2009

smoke my cock

A direct imperative given at a time of great dismay. Usually said to an enemy or foe. Can be modified into a question. Ex. Why don't you smoke my cock?

While waiting in line some guy asked me to move so he could let his friends cut in. I told him to go smoke my cock.

by Jack Beats Nimble January 28, 2010

cock dimples

When a person is giving head, and sucking so hard that their cheeks sink in, they have cock dimples.

This chick was suckin me so hard, she had cock dimples!!

by Airica November 15, 2005

cock time

When a guy is near a girl, the girl says "What time is it?" and the guy says "IT'S COCK TIME!!!" and moves his penis in a manner that resembles a pendulum clock.

Mark: hey buddy, what's the time?

Peter: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTS cock time!

Mark: El Radico!!

by legless February 14, 2006

ass cock anonymous

a person that you dont know the name of, but is a total and complete idiot

that guy in my math class is a major ass cock anonymous

by Conrad Negron December 3, 2006

Aristo-Cock

The cheap-as-shit, rot-gut booze post-consumptive effect which transforms an otherwise semi-reasonable, fairly cooperative, yet over-confident individual into a completely belligerent, abusive and self-destructive asshole.

Oh snap! He just polished off a full handle of Aristocrat! Here comes the Aristo-Cock...take cover!

by YAWA May 5, 2019