Clenched buttcheeks

Another name for a try-hard. this is the act of being the try hard.

After working long hours at his job, Michael had to stay over and work overtime. You can say he had clenched buttcheeks.

by Dick Changler March 27, 2015

Captain Crunch

when a man is honored with oral pleasure by a female and right before the mans climax the female uppercuts her fist into his ballsack creating the best and worst feeling at the exact same time.

Man screaming and moaning friends overhear i bet that girl just blew his mind with a captain crunch

by blue bowlingballs January 20, 2009

double clutch

2 in the pink
1 in the stink

or, 2 fingers are inserted into the VAGINA, and the other is placed into the ANUS. shortly followed by a dirty sanchez.

i double clutched your girl last night.

by step March 31, 2004

clutcher

Heart attack created when some fat fuck who had one "clutched" his chest

Phil had a clutcher. now he's dead.

by Gimpy Pete May 13, 2005

clutch

Having raw, nasty, sex in the car, doing it in the back seat standing up where other motorist, preferably childs, can see what you are doing, and it is not clutch if a BJ is not included.

Dude I Clutched Cassie last night, right in front of these little kids, it was so funny, and so good.

by Rice Hater July 8, 2005

Waffle Crunch

What the fuck, Kuper?

My brosef and his Waffle Crunch are ridonkulous.

by OnsideBump September 25, 2010

Crunch

Eating lunch w/ some people in conjunction w/ getting wasted.

Hence, Crunk Lunch

I went over to John's house for some crunch.

by Jballintegrity December 28, 2005