Another one of Dubya's mistakes. The biggest bullshit program ever instituted in the history of the United States, aside from maybe the Draft. While participating in No Child Left Behind, the lessons you will be taught are dumbed down so children like George W. Bush can be pushed through the school year. Too bad the advanced students have to deal with the remedial bullshit too.
We couldn't have the remedial, general, and advanced classes anymore, can we?
We couldn't have the remedial, general, and advanced classes anymore, can we?
Worker: I had to deal with No Child Left Behind, now I work at a gas station.
Governer: I was elected governer because I had the best grades out of my high school class, a whopping 1.7 GPA!
Random Citizen: De De DEE! I are smart! No child left ahead really worked for me!
Governer: I was elected governer because I had the best grades out of my high school class, a whopping 1.7 GPA!
Random Citizen: De De DEE! I are smart! No child left ahead really worked for me!
by The Last Gunslinger July 28, 2008
Get the no child left behindmug. by tiny terror January 7, 2004
Get the candy cane childmug. All of the above/below, plus, buried in the bill for NCLB is a section that allows the military to access allllllllll your high school records.
But it isn't unconstitutional yet because you can opt out. Of course, Fox would never ever tell you this.
But it isn't unconstitutional yet because you can opt out. Of course, Fox would never ever tell you this.
by Ixx March 22, 2005
Get the no child left behindmug. by Look at adan maan September 6, 2020
Get the Yung Child Supportmug. "Hey Tom, you got any idea why Child Protective Services just had a huge spike in calls?"
"Yeah, 3 million a day is pretty wack."
"Yeah, 3 million a day is pretty wack."
by anonymous April 10, 2021
Get the child protective servicesmug. Mr. Becker, science teacher.
Mr. Becker dropped his pencil and asked the girl with the shortest skirt to pick it up, then after that he asked her to stay after class and she was absent the next day.
by concerned student January 3, 2004
Get the child rapist teachermug. A disposition that generally arises with the middle child of three children in a household. Middle children often lack the attention that the oldest (the most important child) and the youngest (the parent's favorite child) receive.
Middle child syndrome is often characterized by: lack of friends (a loner), inability to maintain relationships, extreme creativity (writing, music, art, etc.), an easy going personality, trouble choosing a career path, trouble maintaining a career, quick loss of interest in things, negative outlook on life, half-assing, and indecisiveness. Famous middle children include David Letterman, Madonna, and Richard Nixon. Need I say more?
Middle child syndrome is often characterized by: lack of friends (a loner), inability to maintain relationships, extreme creativity (writing, music, art, etc.), an easy going personality, trouble choosing a career path, trouble maintaining a career, quick loss of interest in things, negative outlook on life, half-assing, and indecisiveness. Famous middle children include David Letterman, Madonna, and Richard Nixon. Need I say more?
I am a middle child. I suffer from middle child syndrome. Therefore I am creative in writing this, but also extremely middle child-esque for writing this melancholy piece.
by Senobakaj May 3, 2009
Get the Middle Child Syndromemug.