carpet

1: A furry lump which can be trod on, peed on, or burnt.
2: A girl has a whole helluva lotta bush underneath her panties.

1: ooooh look a carpet *yoink*
2: yo dude last night i was gonna finger megan but then i put my hand down and it was like WOAH carpet!

by pigdog312 January 18, 2007

carperpetuation

Act of sweeping over a piece of lint several times, picking it up, inspecting it, putting it back down, sweeping over it again and it still doesn't pick up.

Self explanitory

by Micool T January 21, 2004

carpetbag

Teabagging as performed by a member of the female gender.

What? I was really bored.

by KirbyTheGenius April 18, 2005

carpet burn

a rough burn you get on knees and elbows after ahving a rampant sex session on all fours, usually a wmoan has the elbow burns to, if a guy has them worry!

damn thats the last time you take me up the ass! these carpet burns hurt like a bastard

by SadoQueen March 20, 2004

Carp

Misspelling of "crap". Used to show mild disgust.

"Well, carp. I really fscked that one up."

by AJ August 12, 2003

carp

Can be used in place of word crap as an expletive, to be milder on the ears. The word stems from a desire to soften crap, which stems from a desire to soften shit, which was actually an acronym for... Read the definition.

Ah S--(sees teacher)cr--(sees English teacher)carp! Yes, carp!

by Nilegazer Die April 6, 2005

carpe articulum

Latin for Seize The Moment

When the opportunity came up he ran with it crying out "Carpe Articulum!"

by LMorris January 26, 2009