Toe Eyed cabbage

an ass hole who can't come up with an original insult to save his/her life and eat's unseasoned chicken dipped in vinyl paste

Person 1:"you look like shit today"

Person 2:"listen here you toe eyed cabbage i didn't get put on this damnable planet so you could spew unoriginal insults at me i hope you stub your toe while you look for your snack of unseasoned chicken dipped in vinyl paste

by anonymous October 28, 2020

muff cabbage

A term used by people from the Jersey Shore in South Park. A derogatory term, meaning someone who has a dirty, overfucked vagina.

Pauly: Yo that bitch is such a muff cabbage!
Ted: What's a muff cabbage?
Pauly: You wouldn't understand; it's a jersey thing.

by (not)PeepingTom October 16, 2010

CABIM

acronym, stands for cock and balls in mouth. It takes a big talent slut to get the WHOLE package all the way in.

bitch, it's time for a CABIM. on your knees!

by GK April 7, 2004

Cabbie Sex

means,having sex in a cab

" Those 2 just got done having cabbie sex while we were drinking"

by j0son June 28, 2005

cabelin

A Mongolian eunuch who sings horribly and plays music loudly in the presence of His Imperial Majesty, Napoleon. Cabelins like to chase caucasian women, though they find him dark and repulsive. Eunuchs of the El-Juarez breed fine close affinity with cabelins and often mate with them.

"Shut the fuck up, cabelin!"

by Mongol Cabelin August 13, 2007

cabbage fart

a vile odor produced in the fart factory by magical fart gas elfs. a known bio-weapon the u.s. gov't. experimented with the gas during WWII. Today the gas is responsible for the death of the elderly, who coincidentally produce the most noxious form, and small children. adults while immune to the lethal aspect have been known to double up in pain and produce uncontrollable vomiting.

cabbage fart a known bio-hazard killed the elderly today.

by pseudonym10 August 13, 2008

muff cabbage

A nasty jersey vagina. It's a jersey thing

Check out snooki's muff cabbage

by keghouseumn October 24, 2010