by Jim & Todd August 30, 2007
When you use chop sticks to entice a women's sensual state, by inserting one chop stick in the pink and one chop stick in the stink, working them vigorously, in a circular motion.
Why does Kim sound like she is speaking Chinese today? Oh, that's because Adam gave her a Chinese clam bake last night. She still isn't the same.
by mofoko March 27, 2010
1.Something you say, interrupting or just saying after, when you don't want to hear what the person is saying.2. Another definition is to say it in order to confuse stupid people. A way of rejection.
Conversation:
Jenny-"So yesterday I was totally getting hit on..."
Ashley-(interrupting)"Nah I'm not Chinese."
Example 2:
Jordan-"Wanna go out sometime?"
Maddy-"Nah, I'm not Chinese."
Jenny-"So yesterday I was totally getting hit on..."
Ashley-(interrupting)"Nah I'm not Chinese."
Example 2:
Jordan-"Wanna go out sometime?"
Maddy-"Nah, I'm not Chinese."
by kandygirl425 May 15, 2009
When a male obtains an erection, then carefully pours hot wax down his urethra (pee hole). He must maintain an erection until the wax dries, then he slams his erect, wax penis into the anus of another man so hard, that it shatters the wax, making it impossibly painful to pull the erect penis back out of the anus. Chinese Dick Trap.
So I just watched Indian Jones 4: Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, and it was worse than getting a Chinese Dick Trap. And global warming is a scare tactic made up by the liberal media.
by NGRconCARNE June 19, 2009
by Beachbum760 May 12, 2009
Dave: Yo did you hear about Marc?
Jessica: No, what happened.
Dave: He had a Chinese New Year and he almost died
Jessica: No, what happened.
Dave: He had a Chinese New Year and he almost died
by nerdymatt98 June 16, 2011
When your vagina has a chinese food scent. This is common when a chinese man has sexual intercourse with a non asian female in the hot tub.
Ping did this girl in the hot tub and her vagina smelt like fried rice and cat for the next 3 years... this is a classic case of Chinese Food Vagina
by Brian Masucci November 04, 2010