post face

A cleaner, not-so-obvious way to describe the face one gets immediately after ejaculating (post-coitus, or, more often than not, post-porn)

Everyone in the music video jizz in my pants does the post face at least five times.

"Dude I walked into my dorm earlier and John suddenly slammed his computer shut and looked at me with a post face. Way too obvious."

by Rafael13 September 12, 2011

Trump Face

(noun). When someone gratuitously adopts an “alpha face” consisting of lowered brows, narrowed eyes and a firmly set mouth, and ends up appearing pathetic instead.

It probably wasn't a good idea for Donald to go full Trump Face when holding that bible.

by Mdad28 June 12, 2020

face smashing

Another term for kissing.

Face smashing is so much fun. I wish I could face smash all day.

by Delish900069 February 12, 2014

Face Panties

Face Panties are the protective masks which cover the nose and mouth that are currently being worn by millions to assist in protecting themselves against exposure to COVID-19.

Sam, you can't go into that grocery store until you put your face panties on.

by Gingerbread Man 09 May 18, 2020

Face Tunnel

In simple words: the mouth.

I made myself a delicious grilled cheese sandwich and inserted the masterpiece into my face tunnel.

by SassyTrencher January 31, 2015

Face Googling

When a person can't look you in the eyes, they just keep searching your face.

I wonder whats on my face. That asshole at the bar was face googling me the entire time.

by albyl December 25, 2009

PBS Face

The symptoms of PBS face are as follows. The forehead bridges directly into the nose, followed by the nose dropping seemingly directly into the chin. It is a very hideous disease and it is appropriate to point and laugh at.

Someone with PBS face looks like the symbol for PBS, it is very noticeable and obvious when you see it.

by pbsface is here April 24, 2009