bumtonguer

One who tongues another's bum.

Man he relly tossed my salad! What a great bumtonguer

by otterfoot April 20, 2009

Buttonsmasher

A 27 something guys who is not maried yet and plays video games more then touching himself.

why are you always in the closet being a buttonsmasher

by penuckle March 3, 2010

Buttough

A pale imitation of manliness, encompassing deliberate ignorance, and rigid adherence to tradition. Often results in firmly entrenched "Institutional Stupidity."

The COB's buttough attitude is a direct contributor to me getting out.

by Haggis_Lives! March 6, 2010

buttngut

The ratio between butt and gut in any full figured individual.

She's big but I like her buttngut

by Bdaydefiner May 7, 2010

Button Bruise

When your jeans are too tight whether it be due to the dryer, weight gain or a buffet and you get a bruise from the button plowing into your stomach.

I did not gain weight but the damn dryer made me get a button bruise

by Nursing10 March 15, 2011

Buttang

When you see a girl so sexy and you just have to say to your friend, "that's some serious buttang".

Possibly a Warner Bros. sound for an instant erection.

Buttang!

by TMCa April 23, 2011

button happy

the act of getting way to excited when doing something involving buttons, such as guitar hero when you get so worked up you don't even know where your fingers are going. This also happens when typing up heated instant messages or long paragraphs. it's like your fingers have turrets.

I know man I got too button happy and started pushing random ones without even looking

by DribblingYo October 30, 2011