bullet goblins

An important rule of gun safety is to treat every gun as if it is loaded.
Bullet goblins are mischievous creatures that put ammunition into unloaded guns when you aren't looking. They love to strike at the worst times possible.

A: Here's my gun with absolutely no ammunition inside it. It's perfectly safe!
B: Careful, man! The bullet goblins could have loaded it!
A: There ain't no way, dude! I just checked 5 minutes ago! *shoots himself in the foot* AHHHHH!

by ghostly-underpants August 19, 2023

Bullertion

Having an immense amount of kingly aura.

Henry Spann is bullertion.

by Dageish Spann August 9, 2024

Bullet reply

A bullet reply is basically a reply that you say on social media when you really want to diss someone who said something that irritates you but you don't want to go too over the top so you don't seem too butthurt. The bullet part is an analogy, basically think of how a bullet is small but it can kill someone just fine. That's basically it, you send a reply that's not an over the top insult, but it gets the job done just fine

Person 1: Damn this guy irritated me
Person 2: Did you ignore him?
Person 1: No, it would be best to do so, but I sent him a bullet reply instead
Person 2: Good shit, that'll teach 'em

by UrbanInItsMostUrban August 18, 2024

Blusexual

A blusexual is a sexuality created by bluto where u only like bluto

I’m blusexual not gay

by Blutopian September 10, 2023

Bule

Typically a slur for Foreigners (typically outside of east/southeast asia)

A: anah B itu anak *bule*, halal gak ya? (oh shit B is a *Foreginer*, is it Halal?)

by 0e9795 October 16, 2023

Bulgemaxing

To on purposely present your bulge to assert dominance and attract women.

Dude: “Yo I saw this guy with the biggest bulge I’ve ever seen”
Other dude: “Must’ve been Bulgemaxing”

by GeekALot November 8, 2023

bulemic shopping

Definition: (Verb) Purchasing large amounts of items for the thrill of getting them and then returning them to the store to get your money back afterwards.

Sally goes bulemic shopping every weekend, as she loves to shop but can't afford to keep anything.

by AWC00B November 16, 2023