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bloocher

A black person who can never pay for themselves so they just mooch off everyone else.
"Yo this bloocher is making us pay for her fuckin cab."
"That Bitch"
by Bmad4life August 3, 2006
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Clumpy blood cock

The term used to describe ones cock after engaging in sexual intercourse at the apex of the females menstrual cycle. (Usually referred to as the dreaded day 2 by females). The word "clumpy" is used to describe the texture of the menstrual blood flow as it usually is filled with clumps of flesh from the uterual lining of the vagina. This lining is clumpy and loves to stick to the tip of the males cock. The origins of this unique act of nature can be traced back as early as 500 AD due in part to the great records keeping of Sir Elmer Clumpy Blood Cock. In history Sir elmer clumpy blood cock is given credit as the 1st man to engage in ritualisic intercourse during the female menstrual cycle. It was believed that having a bloody cock conjured up magical powers in the cock and provided a level 5 protection spell against demons. Today clumply blood cock is a normal act practiced by young & old around the world.
Elmer-"hey shania! You think you can kick me down with some clumpy blood cock?" Shania-"that depends. You think you can dirty up your cock in my ass 1st?". Elmer-"oh yeah baby! I'll push your shit in before you bloody my cock". Shania-"then you'll get your clumpy blood cock for sure."
by jujuman74 May 5, 2010
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bleop

Bleop - Slang for "I am a faggot"
<kaidus> Sup guys
<halfwhit> bleop!!!
<draken> Oh man, bleop.
by ssssssdssss June 16, 2008
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blood walk

A walk invented by tha bloods where u slide ur right foot and spell blood wit ur left foot.
Mike:did u blood walk yet?
Jay:Nah
Mike:Do u kno how?
Jay:Nah
Mike:Dumbass
Jay:Fuck u nigga(Blood Up).
by Fatboy Ray November 7, 2006
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first blood

The time when a man kills another man for the first time in honorable combat.
I was only 21 when I experienced my first blood. Since then, nobody's ever fucked with me.
by Robertino October 16, 2005
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Blood

Blood= tha real muthafucKin g'5 of tha 5outh5ide, north5ide, we5t5ide, nd ea5t5ide. They rep the 5-point cKrown a5tro 5tar my nigga.
Let it rain,
Let it driP,
Bu5t a cKrip,in hi5 liP,
let him hoBBle,
let him diP,
kill a cKrip with one cKliP,
let it rain,
let it flood,
kill a cKrip not a Blood.
BBBBBBBLLLLLLAAAAAAATTTTTT

cK all day every muthafucKin day i5 how we do it in the AGP set (americKan gang5ter Piru5) down hurr holdin it down in B-town.

cKraB5 aint nuthin But gumBo ingredients.
by BiG E- AGP set July 16, 2008
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blood

This lil blood nigga aproach me last night.
by Redrum December 8, 2002
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