bagel

A jewish snack, people like the guy off fraiser eat them.

If you ask me it's just wierd.

Dilemma: Bagel with a bacon filling?

Oiiiy, what am I doiing here, I shoiuld be in niew yiork eating my baigel!

by THe Holy Nazi March 1, 2005

bageeny

like a bagina, except not, means a vagina but its an insult to someone.

B Jizzy, D Hiizy, and J Ro are deffinatly the opposite of a bageeny.

by B Jizzy February 14, 2003

badgermould

n.
1. A strong desire for strange grey mounds, not unlike a badger, on the side of your head.
2. A small town in Scotland
3. A haircut for a pumpcious cunt

Wife "My look Arthur. That man has a right badgermould going on!"
Arthur "Why, that's André from Full Speed Alone!"
Wife "Oh yes. What a pumpcious cockmerchant"

by How it is April 7, 2005

Badered

To stare at a females chest while talking to her when you should be making eye contact. When called out on this you look up to make eye contact but then return to staring at the females chest.

Kelly: did you just bader me?
John: no! *looks back down at her boobs*

Misty: Don't listen to him Kelly, you were totally just badered!

boobs staring contest eye contact

by TayQOut September 11, 2013

Badger High School

A school full of preppy girls, emo kids, and furry wannabe's who feel imprisoned.

"Hey, have you heard of Badger High School?"
"Yeah, that place is a shit show

by Equation Slayer December 4, 2018

Bagel dogging

When having anal intercourse, and your partner sticks out their tongue.

I was banging her ass so good she started bagel dogging.

by SingleA June 29, 2019

jiz-bagel

A bagel with Jiz as the spread, instead of cream cheese or butter.

The customer was acting rather snobbish so the baker gave him a nice hot jiz-bagel instead of a plain with creamcheese

by Christopher Joe Smith January 4, 2008