Autobate

To masturbate while operating a motor vehicle.

The sun set low in the western sky and darkness rolled slowly in;
After 15 hours of driving, I had to autobate just to stay awake.

by M.S. Allison December 13, 2008

Autonogamous

The practice or condition of having sex only with one's self for a period of time.

Someone who is autonogamous, or practicing autonogamy, is someone who has not been getting laid lately but who has an active sex life with him or her self.

by Chiara DeVal August 22, 2008

autodefinurbinate

(ott-oh-def-in-erb-in-ate) verb.

auto:self
definurbinate:UD definition

to write a defintion for yourself on urban dictionary. the definition generally contains flattering descriptions and an example with a speaker declaring something like, "that kid's such a __(whatever the name is)"

usually an act performed by insecure people with low self esteem, or by conceited losers who actually think they are so awesome that people say things about them like, "that kid's such a __(whatever the name is)"

see also: autodefinurbinaut

Joe: "he just made a definition for himself."

Jameriquai: "he autodefinurbinated again? what a dork."

by iLet the dogs out February 22, 2010

autodick

1) A self-absorbed person who is too preoccupied with his or her agenda to have consideration for those he interrupts.

2) A person who has no regard for the affairs of others and often says things that ruin a moment.

"To just get up and walk out of the meeting like that makes him an autodick in my book."

A cock blocker.

by dwn2dv8 February 23, 2010

autofuckingmatically

if something happens this will automatically result without question.

The first grandchild is autofuckingmatically the most beautifull baby ever.

by Pineitos July 16, 2010

Autoawk

A term used to describe a situation that is going to be awkward or cause awkward moments to occur based solely on the circumstances. A situation that is inherently awkward.

Her dad wants to watch brokeback mountain with us, Autoawk for sure

by Joeboxer515 March 25, 2011

automechascriptum

1. When a robot does a company's or a person's manual, term paper, website, or any other technical writing. Thus leaving a tremendous trail of syntactical errors.

2. When a person writes in a stream of consciousness, unconsciousness, or simply does not pay attention to what they are writing and does not proof read.

I got another email from Sandy, does she ever proof read? Or does she just rely on her innate ability for automechascriptum?

by Lark Cordmac March 27, 2011