Name given to a female best friend usually by another female to show the bond between them. Being someone’s wife means you are their (or one of their) best female friends.
Hey, omg, do you want to be my wife?
Hey i don't know if you can be my wife anymore. I want a divorce.
Hey i don't know if you can be my wife anymore. I want a divorce.
by Bobabubbles March 12, 2021
Get the Wifemug. Johnny enjoys choking, but took one too many sleeping pills, and made some Blood Stains on a Wife-Beater.
by F3MBOYLOV3R June 30, 2022
Get the Blood Stains on a Wife-Beatermug. My wife set her wine glass on the tasting room bar, gave me that look, and said "How about you take me home for a good wife tasting?"
by Not Martian May 9, 2025
Get the wife tastingmug. 
by inertialivzard July 28, 2023
Get the Wife-Stitchmug. A Karen-like bitch that takes your money, kids, car, house, dignity and almost everything in your life!
Virgin: What happened to you?!
Husband: My wife and I got divorced, and took almost everything in my life!
Virgin: LOL! YOU'LL ENDED UP LIKE ME!!!!!!!
Husband: My wife and I got divorced, and took almost everything in my life!
Virgin: LOL! YOU'LL ENDED UP LIKE ME!!!!!!!
by Karma will get you! March 31, 2022
Get the My wifemug. In the days of colonialism and trading companies, men would marry women in the local cultures and have children with them. They would then abandon their families to have a "proper" marriage and lineage in the motherland, leaving them destitute.
Today, a country wife is a woman who, married or not, has a very low bar for her (male) partner, earning loyalty, respect, sex, and giving up money and career. In fact, her partner disrespects her so much that he'll probably "upgrade" or cheat on her. Also known as a "practice wife," practice relationship," "a woman with no boundaries," or "easy."
These women will belittle women who show higher standards than them, calling them entitled and encouraging their male partners to leave them. They often come from very little money, and, therefore, have a scarcity mindset. They also act out a form of the "crab bucket effect." They tend to have a higher body count, because they trade sex for scraps: their exes will probably shame their body count, once they've used them. They also let the men in their lives use them in whatever ways they want, and they'll claim to like it.
This woman will tell other women to be "grateful." They'll say a woman is ungrateful for being upset that she got lasagna for mother's day or a shut up ring. They think it's okay if a man cheats.
These women will never become a real wife. They're bedwarmers. The men they're with see them as Tess Durbeyfield, a silly milkmaid cow to practice on.
Today, a country wife is a woman who, married or not, has a very low bar for her (male) partner, earning loyalty, respect, sex, and giving up money and career. In fact, her partner disrespects her so much that he'll probably "upgrade" or cheat on her. Also known as a "practice wife," practice relationship," "a woman with no boundaries," or "easy."
These women will belittle women who show higher standards than them, calling them entitled and encouraging their male partners to leave them. They often come from very little money, and, therefore, have a scarcity mindset. They also act out a form of the "crab bucket effect." They tend to have a higher body count, because they trade sex for scraps: their exes will probably shame their body count, once they've used them. They also let the men in their lives use them in whatever ways they want, and they'll claim to like it.
This woman will tell other women to be "grateful." They'll say a woman is ungrateful for being upset that she got lasagna for mother's day or a shut up ring. They think it's okay if a man cheats.
These women will never become a real wife. They're bedwarmers. The men they're with see them as Tess Durbeyfield, a silly milkmaid cow to practice on.
Barbara the Builder is a country wife, because she takes care of her boyfriend's house and bed like a good girl, with no promise of marriage.
by ProblemicBadFem May 27, 2024
Get the Country Wifemug.