Water bottle sex

When you're tired of jerking off with your hand so you fuck the shit out a water bottle until you cum, then you drink your cummy water

I drank my cum during water bottle sex

by Nice cock February 3, 2021

wantorta

the only way you found this word a typo. OKay mister. yes. this isnt even a word. i made it up. ok ill make up a meaning: it means... hmmm... the pockets of fat inside your teacher's (the pedo) subway sammy.

"Look at that wantorta!"

"Woah, that's one big wantorta!"

by envelope1234567 March 16, 2021

Water

The element that we all need to survive. It is one of the most important substance known to mankind which can sustain lives. Freezes at 0 degree celsius and boils at 100 degree celsius. It is used for drinking, showering, farming, transport etc. Also tastes the best when drank at 3am.

Damn lemme get that sip of water

by bored hong kong student August 15, 2021

Water the tomatoes

When a man's penis is so short that when he pees he pisses on his balls

Son of a bitch! My dick is so shriveled up from the cold weather that it made me water the tomatoes.

by Breadfan4life October 14, 2021

Water Jacking

Using a shower head to spray your genitals until you orgasm.

“Dude, my girlfriend was definitely Water Jacking in the shower last night, She spent like an hour in there!”

by WagonMann September 11, 2022

Water Puppies

A person who has a severe love interest to DerpXndy and Snowy

Person: I am going to have a talk with Water Puppies about his serious relationship with Derp.

by sexylabrador April 6, 2023

water

You can use this instead of milk because your dad left you bitch

Person 1: yo dude look at this cereal with water!
Person 2: man u alright?
Person 1: no, my daddy left me when i was 6 because he needed to get milk
I miss my daddy so much!

by Dicksucker1000 October 25, 2023