George Washington

The 1st ever United States president.

"Who is the first ever United States president?"

" Idk? "

"bro u stupid its George Washington"

by Stfu p May 24, 2020

The Washington Handshake

While at an event, shaking someone's hand while looking over their shoulder to see if there is someone more important you wish to talk to.

Davos is proof the Washington Handshake has gone global. It was great meeting the Prime Minister of Estonia but I had to cut him short because that was Bill Gates over there!

by Epstein's Mom June 3, 2020

Mexican Washing Machine

You go on a strict spicy Mexican food diet for a week and diarrhoea into a washing machine. You then put a person into the washing machine and put it on a 2 hour hot cycle without washing liquid.

Bro I can’t believe your nan survived the Mexican Washing Machine last night. Then again she smoked a gram of shard beforehand so I’m not overly surprised.

by Xpenix99 July 23, 2020

georoge washing machine

A Roblox noob said these onces

Dam that guy such a noob probably he thinks our president is georoge washing machine

by Roblox man_678 September 12, 2020

Callum Waddington

The sole reason Dr Pepper is still sold.

"Oi you seen Callum Waddington, bruv he has like 100 Dr Pepper cans a day lol."

by Squidward on a chair October 22, 2020

identity washing

The process of allowing newly obtained information, over a period of time, to change your beliefs in such a way that are you no longer capable of seeing differently than your beliefs.

After graduating from college, it was clear to her friends that Karen had been identity washing herself; she would become enraged if you disagreed with her.

by The Sarcastic Republican September 30, 2020

Denzel Washington

Reassurances that someone rumored to have died aren't dead yet.

Don't worry, Patti Labelle's not dead yet. She's trending with Denzel Washington.

by BrobberProblix October 5, 2020