virgin snow

vur-jin snoh
Fresh snow that hasn't been penetrated; usually under two days old.

The old couple's lawn had virgin snow all over their property because they have no kids to play in it.

I took the virgin snow's virginity as a scooped my hand into it, making a snowball and disrupting its serenity and innocence.

by KzN December 20, 2009

virgin wool

virgin wool comes from ugly sheep

That sheep so ugly, it probly never had no sex, so her wool is called Virgin Wool

by DanoC December 28, 2005

The Virgin Mary

1)Mother of Jesus Christ.
2)Often appears to the people (when I say people, I mean the Mexicans) in the form of Tortillas.
3)A very smart woman...
4)Possibly the most popular figure or icon on the Catholic faith, since the Catholic faith does not have a history of empowering women, so she's a nice example for all ladies, isn't she???
5)Mary the Virgin, not Mary Magdalene. Can't confuse them. Two different stories. The other one is a whore.

"Oh my God, it's a miracle! The Virgin Mary appeared to me in my freezer!"

by @n@rchist June 22, 2008

ear virgin

People who're so "Highly" sensitive to fowl language, they don't wish "Anyone" about them using it.
(Advanced virgin ears)

Duane Roper at Sears is an ear virgin.

by dmccowan October 4, 2008

virgin mary

The Mother of God, She is also a Saint in Heaven. She gave birth to Christ the Lord in the first century while She was still a Virgin.

Virgin Mary's Son Is Jesus Christ.

by cjob September 29, 2005

Vassar Virgin

A female who keeps her 'virginity' intact by only participating in anal sex. Orginates from Vassar, a school in upstate NY known for the whores and pseudo-feminists that like to pretend to be goody-two-shoes or pious (religious) girls. May also include oral sex as well.

"So you fuck her yet?"
"Not in the cunt. But she lets me fuck her ass. She says she's keeping her hymen intact until marriage."
"Oh I see. She's a Vassar Virgin then."
"Yeah."

by Oshidori July 22, 2008

anal virgin

An anal virgin is a guy who has never been fucked in his asshole.

I was an anal virgin until I came to the Academy -- now, several other cadets fuck me regularly!

by eda-skip June 26, 2022