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Vampiry

Having the appearance or countenance of being a vampire.
Draculas vampiry presence was felt throughout the blackened cemetary.
by wyrdemon June 26, 2009
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Vamoosicate

The active act of leaving; to vacate and vamoose simultaneously.
Since Larry cut the cheese I must vamoosicate.
by earlycopper October 21, 2009
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vamboozle

To make a complete mess of something.
Something that has been destroied beyond repair.
An object that always causes problems.
Bo vamboozled that bathroom trying to plunge the toilet.
That car got vamboozled in the accident.
Get me the vamboozle hammer!
by XJsheep November 1, 2009
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Vampire's Delight

Incredibly potent new strain of marijuana that has a blood red color. When someone sees it for the first time, they often do not believe that it is real weed. Upon smoking it, they quickly change their minds.
"I swear to god that that weed is dyed or sprayed or something!"
"Nah, it's just some vampire's delight"
by VoodooChild17 March 25, 2010
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Vampire Playdate

A vampire playdate is when your "lover" appears by the cover of dark and leaves before sun-up. Can be, but doesn't have to be a secret.
WOW, I am so tired this morning. I was up all night on my Vampire Playdate.
by reggaewoman August 17, 2010
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Vampironmentalism

A Vampiric social movement regarding concerns for environmental conservation and improvement of the state of the environment for their future.
Guy: I joined an Environmentalist group for Vampires.
Girl: I hate Environmentalists.
Guy: Don't worry, I'm a Vampironmentalist.

Girl: What the fuck is Vampironmentalism?
Guy: Vampires are going to be around for a long time, we don't want the planet to turn into a barren hellscape.
by Blood Light August 23, 2010
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Vamptard

1. A Vampire who's behaving in a retarded way.
2. A retarded individual who has been turned into a Vampire, thus regenerating their brain cells.
The Vampire thought it was going to be overcast all day, so he left his sunbrella at home; he felt like a Vamptard.

Guy 1: I don't think Vampires can be mentally challenged.
Girl 1: Well, if a Vampire turns a retarded person, they'd become...
Guy 2: A Vamptarded person.
by Blood Light August 23, 2010
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