twat tickler 

For use as another name for a lesbian.

You ain't hitting that. That bitch is a twat tickler.

twat tickler by JokerGotcha August 29, 2006

twat knot 

a chick's clit.

that girl has a huge twat knot.

twat knot by jcal123456789 January 13, 2009

twat dog 

a twat dog is when a male tries sticking his limp dick into a girls vagina, and it won't go in beacause it is limp like a hot dog, similar to whiskey dick.

That swamp donkey was so ugly i got a twat dog and was able to perform sexual endeavors with her.

twat dog by connor savage March 25, 2008

Twat Swatter 

used to describe someone who will do all they can to prevent a woman from hooking up with a man.

Jill is such a "Twat Swatter". I would have hooked up with a dude if she didn't hand me a tampon right in front of him.

Twat Swatter by black bill bob May 21, 2009

Twat Burglar

one who steals other peoples girlfriends just to have sex with them.

Jon: Hey why aren't you with your girl.

Jerry: because Tom that stupid twat burglar took her from me. You better watch out he might twat burgle your girl next.

Twat Burglar by Potshot44 March 23, 2010

Twat drop 

The female version of a male "T-bag"

Twat drop: She t bagged that noob to show dominance

Twat drop by Free2suffer (WES) November 7, 2011

Twat Crash 

To have a twat crash: To totally freak out, either in anger, panic or fear.
or
To crash one's twat

Jonny had a total twat crash when he discovered somebody had urinated in his glass of Mountain Dew.

When Royston saw the word 'WANK' painted in big red letters on the bonnet of his mum's car, he crashed his twat.

Twat Crash by winky mcwilly September 27, 2006