turd burgler 

a turd burgler is someone who tries to tear down a bathroom stall door wanting to use the toilet, whilst the person in the stall is taking a SHIT!!!

Man Having To Piss-BOOM, BOOM, BOOM-"Let me in, I have to PISS!"
Man In Stall-"I'm shitting you, you-TURD BURGLER!"

turd burgler by paulsullivan December 28, 2009

Turd Burglar

One who steals poo to do vandalizing acts with it
such as lighting it on fire

1.Trass burgled some turds last night to light them in paper bag just for the amusement of watching someone step in

2.Ej is a turd burglar, look he has some poo on his hands

Turd Burglar by turd-burglar March 17, 2010

Turd skank

The worse kind of skank there is. They are so skanky they smell like a shit.

She's suck a turd skank.

Turd skank by Judge dredd7 June 22, 2011

Turd Hunting

(túrd­­-hun-ting)
1. The term used to describe the activity (popularized by the famous skateboarder Bam Margera) one enjoys after releasing fecal matter, where they stand above the toilet, and aim at their floating targets, spraying them with their urine like a fire hose into a fine mushy brown powder

2. A homosexual activity

1. "I left a huge log in the toilet, so I decided to do a little turd hunting, seeing as how easy a target it was"

2. "Marilyn Manson loves turd hunting"

Turd Hunting by Geoffrey Arkansas October 11, 2006

turd pool 

Swimming pool frequented mostly by niggers.

We're taking the kids to the new pool in town; 'wanna come? No way man, that place is a turd pool.

turd pool by Jimbo66 July 15, 2009

turd burgler 

One of the characters from the old McDonald's commercials. Rubble Rubble.

turd burgler by Grimace August 29, 2003

Turd Burgular 

Carly Delores Keefe of bensalem pennsylvania on roaslie avenue.

Dayummn that carly is such a turd burgular.

Turd Burgular by carly keefe April 27, 2004