When you put a toothpick in your bellend and hump a wall as hard as you can. Usually done if something looks so unappealing and shit that Edward Toothpick Dick looks fun in comparison. Adapted from the famous “Edward Scissor Hands.”
“A party at James’? Think I’d rather do an Edward Toothpick Dick to be honest, mate”
“Edward Toothpick Dick? Sound like r/sounding but with extra effort.”
“Edward Toothpick Dick? Sound like r/sounding but with extra effort.”
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Rubbing toothpaste (usually crest) on your nipples to get a pleasant buzz.
You can use tape (preferably duct-tape) to keep the paste on during the day, and hide it during school
Also known as pasting, on the col, gating, etc.
You can use tape (preferably duct-tape) to keep the paste on during the day, and hide it during school
Also known as pasting, on the col, gating, etc.
Jimmy: Hey, have you ever tried toothpasting?
Andy: Yea, Matt introduced me to it a few months ago.
Jimmy: Hah, I saw the idea on 9gag and reddit a few weeks ago.
Andy: Yea, Matt introduced me to it a few months ago.
Jimmy: Hah, I saw the idea on 9gag and reddit a few weeks ago.
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Get the Toothpasting mug.after a girl swallows your load, you then kiss her afterwards before she brushes her teeth, therefore exposing yourself to swallowing your own babies
by Rotorious 31 June 9, 2010
Get the sparkling toothbrush mug.Another name for rural swamp folk / swamp redneck characterized by any combination of the following: air boat riding (possibly primary form of transportation), gator wrestling, frog hunting, etc generally in a bayou, swamp, marsh, river, etc. The term comes from the common characteristic of having one or multiple green tooth(s). Dialect differences are generally profound.
National geographic shot a gator special with the aid of a green tooth.
Them green tooth sho do fry up um good fog leg an skeeter salad.
The waterboy lived amongst the green tooth.
Princess and the Frog was full of animated green tooth.
Them green tooth sho do fry up um good fog leg an skeeter salad.
The waterboy lived amongst the green tooth.
Princess and the Frog was full of animated green tooth.
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