Stormtroopers Tampon

When a turd is dangling from your ass half way and no matter how hard you push you get nowhere

Man that jobby was hanging like a stormtroopers tampon

by Atomic McNoggin November 2, 2025

Stuck Tampon

A person that is both a bitch and a stuck up cunt.

Because when a tampon gets stuck inside its both a bitch to deal with and stuck up a cunt.

Wow that lady is being such a stuck tampon today

by Ridesallyride95 January 5, 2026

Selective temporary amnesia

A common mental disorder developed during HR and legal investigations where people forget important details that would show them in poor light.

Honey sugar, I had to pop two pirin tablets for my selective temporary amnesia, not to mention show my outrage with, “What?! how rude! People do such things in the workplace?!” on the HR query on why I decked that cuntbag.

by ilacevoli January 9, 2026

Push The Tempo

To take Ketamine or GHB, not sure which 1 exactaly , someone help.

i wanted to push the tempo before my first class.

by Mr Jessop May 11, 2010

laminated ventilated tampon

A tampon that has been laminated, then ventilated and guhed.

Wow, where'd she get that laminated ventilated tampon? It's really guh.

by poopsiethunderstorm December 24, 2010

amber's tampon

An extra regular motherfucker who is stuck so far up a woman's vagina that he loses sight of his role as a man. In other words, he's a bitch.

There's something wrong with Brian! Must be amber's tampon.

by jadedgypsey March 30, 2015

slightly used tampon

a guy who fucked a girl on her period

i got a slightly used tampon he said

by assssshole January 22, 2018