toilet choke

potentially stopped up toilet -the coughing sound a toilet makes when trying to swallow with too much in its' mouth!!

i tried to flush my waste but experienced toilet choke
i like the super toilets! they never toilet choke!!

by michael foolsley December 3, 2009

toilecommuting

The practice of typing on a laptop or making phone calls from a restroom stall (usually at an airport).

Brock: "Hey, Matt, I can hardly hear you for the echo."
Matt: "sorry, Brock, I'm toilecommuting on my way through the Atlanta airport."

by The Cow Whisperer October 6, 2009

Toilet Bowl Effect

While sitting on the toilet taking a shit, the aroma creeps from the space inbetween your legs directly to your nose. Making the smell 10x worse.

(Sitting on couch)
Dusty: *fart*
Alexis: Dude, gross!
Dusty: At least you didn't get the toilet bowl effect!

by Tom Alex Douchty May 2, 2010

Toilet Freckles

The little spots of poop that sometimes get stuck on the inside of the toilet above the water.

Dude, you really need to clean your crapper. There's so many toilet freckles.

by TheDeffil October 28, 2010

Toiletpaperphobia

Tearing off the last square or two of toilet paper bcuz u think it has germs on it even though you KNOW you were the last one to use the toilet paper (wich i do all the time)

I went to the bathroom and then came out and realized I still needed to gooo, even though I knew nobody had been in there since I was last, I still tore of the last 3 pieces. this is Toiletpaperphobia

by J Juvvy June 23, 2011

toilet water

small amounts of different types of alcohol mixed together to fuck you up. mostly made by teenagers stealing alcohol from their parents who dont want to get caught so take just a little from multiple bottles

girl: "did u get the bottle!?"
bby girl: "no my parents were on my ass all day, but i did get to make some toilet water"

by stonerstina August 8, 2015

Toilet Paper Bitch

It's when mike goes to wipe his ass and his finger slips through the toilet paper. Therefore mike becomes the toilet paper bitch

mike washes his fingers in shame after becoming the toilet paper bitch

by mexican mike 513 April 17, 2016