Paki's Toe

An abrupt faecal emergence

Excuse me fine people, but I must run, I have Paki's Toe. The motherfucker's about to pop his whole head out. (ie I have chronic diarrhoea)

by Pakistoe August 19, 2017

Extreme Toeing

As a beta male (preferably a descendant of some from the Belgian Congo) swan dives from a 40 foot diving platform toe first directly into a 700+ pound woman. As the male lands he screams at the top of his lungs, “AYO NIGGA I NEVER LACKIN. EEESKEEETIT.” After screaming this cultural mating call he submerged into the whale-like women’s vanginal cave toe first.

Yo cuh last night I had to buy that fat hoe we met with some extreme toeing.

by Niggitynigga February 2, 2018

Troll Toe

Jack Whitehall's shit troll costume had a bulge in it.

*jack walks onto stage in his shitty costume*
*audience laughs*
Jack: "Why are you looking down there?"
Also Jack: "Wha- I have a camel toe!!!!!!!" *audience laughs more*
Also Also Jack: "Stop it! No! DO NOT look at my troll toe!" *covers bulge with his wooden club*

by TheSwaggyHobo June 27, 2019

toe licker

eats toes.toesyum

gucci.toe licker

by peanutbuttersticks June 3, 2020

Toe-slammer

A person who is funny but rude. A person who makes you laugh and then cry.

She was a real toe-slammer.

by loatgoat December 19, 2018

Pakora Toes

Big brown looking toes.

Eww she has pakora toes.

by Battle4sentinel March 28, 2015

toe scum

Climbing term, the act of sqaushing the toe bit of your foot in to whatever space is available to progress through the route

"Hey man, I didn't think you were gonna send it past that crack - that toe scum was mega dude"

by oj roines January 27, 2020