How to know if you have been the receiver of a "Dirty Tim" ...after intercourse or oral sex a manwill release an unusually large amount of his semen onto your chest
A man who claims heterosexuality while clearly exhibiting homosexual tendencies. Example: having a history of participating in cheerleading and/or other significantly un-manly activities (knitting, dance lessons, clothes shopping, etc.), and attempting to increase the manliness of said activities by explaining that they partnered with their sister.
Additionally, this manwill likely possess a very lady-like animal, most likely a dog with a stupid name.
This manwill attempt to cover up his femininity by claiming and subsequently denying having a girlfriend who wears pajama pants but refuses to be seen in public.
"Dude, I told Gay Tim to bring his dogRufus to our barbecue."