sweaty biscuit

A game played when a group of men jerk off in a circle formation onto a biscuit (later referred to as the “jizzcuit”) and the last one to finish consumes the snack.

Don’t play “sweaty biscuit” if you’re on a low-sodium diet.

by Jizzcuit February 27, 2018

twister biscuit

A twister biscuit is a large chunk of feces ejected by a human being who is being propelled through the air by a tornado or other extreme-wind weather event. Usually it is the result of a person, having been engaged in the act of coitus or elimination, being thrown violently without warning into the air while pantless.

"Man, I tell you what, skeeter. Ain't nothin' gonna clear your guts for you like shitting out a twister biscuit from a hundred-odd feet up in the air. I musta' lost five pounds before I hit the ground."

by Franklin In San Diego February 13, 2017

Bitter Biscuit

A person who is incredibly bitter.

"Rhiannan is a fucking bitter biscuit when she doesn't get what she wants."

by Jim Bob, Son of God March 15, 2017

flesh biscuit

It's another way to say "human". It sounds dirty but it's really not.

We robots are far superior than you primitive little flesh biscuits.

by Baan the Guy June 19, 2016

nagasaki biscuit

When you put explosives in grandmas biscuits and detonate them at the family dinner

Tyler was going to his grandparents house for Christmas and his cousin got mad at him so he made Tyler a Nagasaki Biscuit

by Coonstar522 April 18, 2016

Banana Biscuit

When you put a banana in a vagina until it melts. Then lays it on a biscuit like butter and eat it

My girlfriend made me eat her Banana Biscuit

by Duke Lightning September 3, 2016

jazz biscuits

Cakes, usually brownies, that are made psychoactive with weed.

It was just after 6pm when the jazz biscuits began to take hold.

by Ergodic Hypercube February 2, 2018