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reagent test

reagent test - a physiological test to determine whether a woman is pregnant
The only difference is reagent test is spelt by a RETARD
GUY 1: I WAS ON MAD SOSA AND METH AND I BANGED A BITCH WITH NO NIPPLES
GUY 2: AND?
GUY 1: *SNORTS COKE* WELL SHOULD I GET A REAGENT TEST?!?
by COKEHEAD3000 February 21, 2014
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smear test

The most uncomfortable thing a woman experiences in her lifetime. Medical examination of the nether regions.
Sophie: I went for a smear test today.
Tina: I feel so sorry for you!
by thetoffeechick July 17, 2014
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cake test

The act of gently fingering an asshole to determine if it is clean. Kind of like when you place a tooth pick into the middle of a cake you are baking. If the tooth pick comes out clean you are good to go, same with the finger.
Dude, make sure you do the cake test before he sits on your face.
by cleverAFsometimes March 3, 2017
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taking the test

A test to discern if you have become impregnated by another human being. This can be either a good or a bad thing, never in between.
"I'm lying on my bed with a bucket between my knees, throwing up"

"Have you thought about taking the test?"
by The man yak September 23, 2007
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The Friendly Test

a way for one person to justify feeling another person up, generally performed by a male on a female(But not limited only to males, females have been known to perform this test on males as well!); running one's hand up the inside of another's leg until that person forcably moves your hand, the ultimate goal being their crotch. The farther up their leg one gets, the friendlier the person is supposed to be.
The Friendly Test is a situation when a male places his hand on the leg of a female he finds attractive and begins sliding it upward, towards her crotch. If she stops him immediately, she is reprimanded for not being freindly. If she lets him reach his goal, she is overly friendly and might be a possible lay.
by JuggaloMistress November 24, 2007
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coming at you test

The coming at you test is the test one can perform to see if an online friend is worth meeting and/or fucking. Works best on a laptop.
The steps to the coming at you test are simple. One, bring their picture up on your laptop. Two, take the laptop screen further away from eyes, then swoop in fast, then back and forth, back and forth. If unsure, try slow and fast rhythms. If you're repulsed, then you now know you don't want to fuck them. Tell them you just want to be friends. But, if you're pleased by the test, call them up! They passed the comin' at you test. Try it. It's very effective and a complete decision helper.
by CaptainOz July 26, 2010
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25 page test

When one picks up a book and reads the first twenty-five pages to discover whether it is any good.
Mom: What's ya readin'?
Me: Nothing actually, this stupid Dickens novel is still describing the wart on the bad guy's nose and I'm already on page 25.

Brother: Yeah, put that piece of pretentious shit down NAO! It has failed the 25 page test.
by BMDC September 15, 2010
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