Turkey Tantrum

The explosive reaction when told 5 days after Thanksgiving that left over turkey will be served for dinner.

Husband: What’s for dinner Honey?
Wife: Turkey...we have enough for one more dinner
Husband: Are you fucking kidding? I’m sick and damn tired of that same fucking turkey!
Wife: stop your damn turkey tantrum or you make dinner!!

Turkey Tantrum by Urban humor December 7, 2017

Turkey towel 

A hit of lsd.

Somebody get my turkey towel so I can go find my hand sandwich.

Turkey towel by Snake trap January 17, 2018

Turkey Nuzzling 

Rubbing one's penis against a middle aged woman's turkey neck to reach climax.

When I started dating older women I expected them to be more experienced, I did not know that they were into turkey nuzzling.

Turkey Nuzzling by Corn Hungis June 17, 2018

turkey gobble 

When you fuck a girl with a semi-hard penis and the whole soft mess penetrates her.

"Daniel's turkey gobble went in her pussy good!"

"Daniel couldn't get hard, so he fucked her with his turkey gobble."

turkey gobble by turkeygobble June 23, 2018

turkey-ticket raffle 

A "soft" term for a blatant example of child-labor, elementary-school style.

Elementary-school students are often already overworked and overtired, so the school should not pile even more labor on them by asking them to participate in that 0%!$@#& turkey-ticket raffle crap --- if the school needs more money, they should hold a bake-sale or something.

turkey-ticket raffle by QuacksO August 14, 2018

turkey-buff

Rubbing ones testicles after being stretched into the shape of a turkeys neck

Man, i had good turkey buff today.
I watched some chick on porn getting gang banged and stretched my balls out like a football so they were turkey-buffed

turkey-buff by SARCHANGELUS September 1, 2018

Turkey 

the country NOT THE THANKSGİVİNG TURKEY capital is Ankara nice food

oh last week I have been to turkey to

Turkey by alizushka AKA ibofangirl May 29, 2019