wife-court

When a wife knows the truth and a husband tries to deny it he can be overruled by wife-court.

I overruled my husband in wife-court yesterday when talking about buying or not buying a boat. We bought a new car.

by Manugga27382 July 8, 2014

wife vac

A vacuum cleaner that no longer sucks.

I need a new Hoover, my last one just turned into a wife vac yesterday!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada August 11, 2014

Captains wife

A bit of a Natalie. Hot, but with a comic con psychosis leaning toward men named Nils.

A Captains Wife is a bit like the chick from Kick Ass with a hard working, diligent, chicken bhuna hot, edge.
She's also powerful but a little bit needy, after a good rumping.

by Lord leonard November 19, 2013

The wife and kid

*Work and responsibility / the real world

I know you are having a wonderful time in Fiji, but don't forget to come back home to the wife and kid...

by Richard Stratton September 24, 2015

Wife's off

When your wife is off to bed in a sexual way.

Turn the wife's off------ buy her chocolates and give her wine....she'll be off in minutes

by goat your friend June 23, 2016

Wifed

When your on your girlfriends leash

Think aa will hang with us tonight? Na man that buhl is wifed

by Greekgod10 July 1, 2016

Rescue Wife

When you marry a woman from a poor country and bring her back to your rich country, such as the United States, thereby rescuing her from poverty and oppression.

She: I'm going to adopt a rescue cat
He: I'm going to marry a rescue wife

by zevg January 30, 2017