Jesus Nugs

marijuana of the godly type not to be compared to swa or swagg. they have a heavnly glow and a light from the sky shines on you when smoked. then you climb the beanstalk and enter the field of Jesus NUgs

Hey man lets go talk to Christ and get some of his Jesus Nugs.

by Bongman December 23, 2004

Jesus Dump

Same as Jesus Shit; Any bowel movement resulting in no need to clean or wipe

(Sees clean toilet paper after wipe)
"Wow, so this is how Jesus made it without TP (Toilet Paper)"
"I love a good ol Jesus Dump"

by C.Che November 30, 2007

jesus creepers

Old looking Leather sandles, often with left over sand in them from previous vacations.

Shelts, those Jesus creepers are Gay. Get some like Robbo`s, he`s fly.

by MC Timmy G July 07, 2006

Zombie Jesus

Jesus, after he rose from the dead, as stated in Cyanide and Happiness. Easter is "Zombie Jesus Day."

Teacher: Two weeks after he was crucified, Jesus rose from the dead.
Student: Oh, so he was Zombie Jesus?

by rutabega234 April 04, 2010

Jesus shit

a generic exclamation of shock

Jesus Shit! You scared the hell out of me

by Sylvia May 08, 2004

Dirty Jesus

verb, when a priest fucks a choir boy in the asshole.

Mark saw Father Maconnolley dirty jesus in a confessional.

by SUPATHUGG4LIFE November 03, 2010

it's all jesus

A phrase denoting that everything is all right or okay. Can be used to replace 'it's cool' or 'sweet' or 'everything is hunky-dory'.

Bob has to suck dick while he's in prison, but so far there's been no anal rape. So, really, it's all Jesus.

by Mike July 31, 2003