Creepy guy usually found in parents dark basement surfing porn sites because that’s as close as he’ll ever get.
Tarp under computer chair to catch body fluids.
Tarp under computer chair to catch body fluids.
by rockkid June 29, 2011
Get the Tarp Monkey mug.An IT manager, IT technician or IT support officer who uses air cans to clear filthy dust out of dirty old PC's, thus contaminating the office air for all non-IT staff to have to inhale.
Kevin the IT Dust Monkey says
"This laptop is over-heating, I think it's because of dust contamination around the CPU and cooling fans. I am going to use my magic air cans to remove the dust."
Nigel says
"That's not healthy". That means you and your colleagues are going to have to inhale filthy dust full of skin cells, dust mites, pet hair, micro-organisms and general filth. Can't you keep a vacuum cleaner close by - at a sufficient distance to prevent causing static but close enough to capture the disturbed dust, do it outdoors or in a well ventilated area?"
Kevin says, in typical IT Dust Monkey style - nothing - and caries on spraying dust all over the office.
"This laptop is over-heating, I think it's because of dust contamination around the CPU and cooling fans. I am going to use my magic air cans to remove the dust."
Nigel says
"That's not healthy". That means you and your colleagues are going to have to inhale filthy dust full of skin cells, dust mites, pet hair, micro-organisms and general filth. Can't you keep a vacuum cleaner close by - at a sufficient distance to prevent causing static but close enough to capture the disturbed dust, do it outdoors or in a well ventilated area?"
Kevin says, in typical IT Dust Monkey style - nothing - and caries on spraying dust all over the office.
by CheekyChappy November 23, 2011
Get the IT Dust Monkey mug.Weird lonely people on cord who've never experienced the nice refreshing feeling of touching grass. Gang monkeys include crashers,retards screaming nigger in a black cat and people who cloud chase on cord and people who think they though shit because they be "doxxing/swatting" niggas
Discordian: what's a gang monkey?
Discordian#2: horrendous people, you don't ever wanna meet them bro
Discordian#2: horrendous people, you don't ever wanna meet them bro
by Owner of 303 October 23, 2023
Get the Gang monkey mug.When a black person uses an excessively high-capacity magazine or drum magazine on their EDC handgun.
by AnonDoxy May 3, 2023
Get the mag monkey mug.Definition 1. A person employed to do the administrative work as determined by the job and is not responsible for controlling or changing company structure or operations.
Definition 2. A person employed in an administrative position, that is overworked, undervalued yet is essential to the business organization
Definition 3. Someone who sits in front of a computer, day in day out, working for someone else
Definition 2. A person employed in an administrative position, that is overworked, undervalued yet is essential to the business organization
Definition 3. Someone who sits in front of a computer, day in day out, working for someone else
(Colloquial) "I’m just the desk monkey!" akin to "Don't ask me, I'm just the Desk Monkey"
"Go ask that Desk Monkey over there for the annual report"
"Get the Desk Monkey to do it"
"Go ask that Desk Monkey over there for the annual report"
"Get the Desk Monkey to do it"
by ValChic December 22, 2020
Get the Desk Monkey mug.A term for describing someone behaving in an almost baboon-like, primal, and indefinitely African American way.
"Has anyone seen Smith, that fucking boof monkey stole my water bottle."
"Can you stop talking you boof monkey"
"Wow this chicken is good as fuck." "What did that boof monkey just say?"
"Can you stop talking you boof monkey"
"Wow this chicken is good as fuck." "What did that boof monkey just say?"
by Miwotic November 17, 2020
Get the Boof Monkey mug.A mf who not only has facial resemblance to a monkey, but also acts like one. The kind of person who thinks Anime is cringe and Riverdale is good or that has ACAB and KAM in their bio. A person who is monkey made is also a little bitch, the kind who uses cheap moves in video games to win or showers 1-2 times a week
Homosexual:“Flying Raijin: Jiku Shippu Senko Rennodan Zeroshiki!”
Heterosexual: “Bro you’re fucking monkey made”
Heterosexual: “Bro you’re fucking monkey made”
by ImBetterThanYouInXenoverse2 January 15, 2021
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